Household
EggXactPeel Eggshell Peeler
The EggXactPeel Eggshell Peeler is the type of handy kitchen gadget I would actually consider handy, if it weren't so unlikely to actually work. Removing the shells from hard boiled eggs is the worst, unless you get the...
Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry Boxes & EDC Organizers
Above you see the delighted grin of Steampunk Cyborg 002, who craftsman Simon Roy says is "here to raise hell!" Really? He looks more Weeeee! than Muahahaha! to me. Issue 002, like Roy's other Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry...
Even Superheroes Practice Good Hygiene Wall Art
Even Hulk Brushes His Teeth?! Even Captain America Washes His Hands?! Even Iron Man Flushes the Toilet?! Even Spiderman Takes A Bath?! OK then, Mama, if superheroes practice good hygiene, then I will too!...
Handmade Walnut Cigar Ashtrays
Corkcicle has taken care of the snazziest way to hold your cigar while smoking it, and Uneake the most elegant and masculine place to tap your cigar while ashing it. Their cigar ashtrays are all made in Texas, hand-carved...
Thor's Hammer Toilet Paper Holder
Thor's hammer has done a lot of dirty work in its day, but living in your bathroom as a toilet paper holder might be Mjolnir's dirtiest yet. The Marvel-themed stand can sit on the back of your toiling storing extra rolls...
Rapid Mac Cooker
The fastness of Kraft Mac & Cheese isn't fast enough for the Rapid Mac Cooker. Because it no longer suffices to be just fast. No more just fast, pasta and processed cheese powder! You must be rapid! And the Rapid Mac...
RiserArt Adhesive Stairway Decor
"At last," RiserArt says, "a way to make your stairway beautiful!" And, I'd add, a way to make sure me and my inferior depth perception trip up the steps at least 3 times as often...
Faux Wolf Fur Bedspread
Don't worry, it's not Ghost dyed brown. This wolf fur bedspread is 100% faux. And anyway, it's been announced that Jon Snow's direwolf, who vanished like his name during Game of Thrones Season 7, is set to return for...
The Equalizer Multi-Blade Pizza Cutter
The...EQUALIZER! On the one hand, the name sounds kinda extreme for a pizza cutter, but on the other, this is pizza we're talking about here. Disagreements have been had, conflicts have broken out, wars have been fought...
Metallofficina MOON Chaise Lounge
The MOON Chaise Lounge from Metallofficina looks like someone took a waning crescent moon and lined it with the boards on my mama's back deck. Not sure how much comfort that's gonna provide if you're looking for new living...
Saki Automatic Pot Stirrer
A lot of us like to stir the pot, right up until it's time to literally stir the pot. Gravy. Soup. Risotto. Who has the patience to stand there and turn, turn, turn the spoon 'til it reaches your desired thickness and...
Llama Duster
Do I want to what? Dust the living room? Nah, llama stay on the couch and keep playing Fortnite. I prefer my llamas to be of the loot persuasion...
Nebia Spa Shower 2.0 - Atomized Water Showerhead
The Nebia atomized water showerhead first debuted on Kickstarter in 2015 as a bathroom fixture whose H2MICRO technology atomizes water, streaming it as a deluge of microscopic droplets. In other words, the Nebia showerhead...
Big Red Rolling Creeper Garage/Shop Seat
Big Red Rolling Creeper? What are we talking about here? Snuffleupagus, Ronald McDonald, an angry Chucky on wheels? Nah, just a work bench on wheels from Torin with a nice double entendre of a name...
Midori Desk Mini Cleaner
Cleaning punched paper and sandwich crumbs and chewed-up fingernails off your desktop has never been so fun! Midori dares you to behold its mini toy truck cleaning up trash and debris from your work surface and not say...
Bathroom Scale Floor Mat
Welcome to my home, lardass. Whether set at your front door as a welcome mat or in your bathroom as a floor mat, this replica scale is sure to give guests a moment of panic before they set their hovering foot down. Even...
Ford Lane-Keeping Bed
Bed hogs, get back in your lane! Ford's one-off bed prototype uses the same principles as their vehicles' Lane-Keeping Aids do in monitoring road markings and "nudging" drivers back in their own space, but here keeps...
Trusco 2-Level Toolbox
Normally if my, uh, toolbox turns blue I am not pleased. Not pleased at all. But if we're talking Japanese brand Trusco's blue toolbox, well, I can turn that frown of malaise upside down...
Fur-Zoff - World's Ugliest Pet Fur Remover
The Fur-Zoff pet fur remover reminds me of a line from the song "If You Wanna Be Happy." You know, the one about how if you marry a pretty woman she'll break your heart, but an ugly one will stay with you forever. Anyway...
Tassen Moody Cereal & Ice Cream Bowls
Emoji-bowls might be the best way to describe Tassen's expressive line of cereal and ice cream bowls. The dishes, sold separately here, come in a few different sizes and several emotive characters sure to make you smile...
Gleener Fabric Shaver & Lint Remover
While I'm usually not opposed to pills, the Gleener Ultimate Fuzz Remover, a fabric shaver and lint remover, gets rid of one kind of pill I can't stand: the balled-up fat ones that form all over my sweaters and blankets...
The Shark Emojibator
Turn Shark Week into Shark Every Night of the Year with Emojibator's The Shark. A gift for your girlfriend right up there (er, no pun intended) with the original Eggplant Emojibator, but with a little something for the...
Dadi Kit - Mail-In Fertility Test & Sperm Storage
Who's your daddy? Not quite ready for a kid to point at you when someone asks that question...but still want to make sure all the swimmers are in peak form, trained and ready to take the starting blocks if you need some...
Rock Yur Wall LED Art
Dave Hammett goes way beyond the Bat-Signal with his Rock Yur Wall LED wall and desktop art. The illuminated pieces are handmade from reclaimed wood. Hammett custom builds them to order, adding LED accent lighting he...
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