Household

Just Text Us Doormat

$55.99 - $109.99 Etsy »

"Just text us when you're here. No need to knock and get the dogs involved." Whether you're a pet owner or not, this doormat sends a relatable message. And since anyone who comes over is certainly on their phone right...

Cut-N-Seal Crust Remover & Sandwich Sealer

Discontinued

A crustless PB&J sealed up like a calzone? Ya, Mama, you can fix me one of those with the new Cut-N-Seal crust remover and sandwich sealer you got at Aunt Jan's Pampered Chef party. Did you say it can make a fully ensconced...

Helicopter Bed

Helicopter parents, this one's for you! Though you'd have to be a Wolf of Wall Street to afford* the Helicopter Bed from Dragons of Walton Street, ye hovering mamas and papas out there can take as much delight in the...

Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter

$79.95 Amazon »

Get your Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter, your tolerance, and your gullet ready, 'cause it's time for Spring Training! Dry January is over, and those winter blues, well, they're still here for a stretch. Might as well keep...

Dalstrong Whetstone Knife Sharpening Kit

$199 Amazon »

I have a problem. It's my knives. They're never as sharp as my wit. Dalstrong, can you help narrow the gap?...

FlushBrush - Self-Cleaning Toilet Brush

$24 - $31 Flush Brush »

The FlushBrush is a self-cleaning toilet brush because its snap-on / pop-off head stores right in your toilet bowl, right in the middle of the tsunami of water that swirls 'round the top every time someone flushes...

Wall-Mountable Microwave Oven

Kevin Choi won the iF Student Design Award in 2016 for his Wall-Mountable Oven concept, a small microwave that consumes an even smaller space in your kitchen thanks to its back panel attachment directly to your wall...

Indoor Hunting Cat Feeder

$12.48 Amazon »

Doc & Phoebe's Indoor Hunting Cat Feeder gives your feline friend the chance to play cat and mouse every night, in the house, and without a dead rodent at your feet as the endgame. Stimulating cats' hunting instincts...

Industrial Pipe & Wood Breakfast in Bed Tray & Lap Desk

Sold Out Amazon »

From breakfast in bed to lazy Sunday mornings when you still have to work on those damn spreadsheets, this decidedly masculine industrial pipe and wood tray and lap desk has Valentine's Day gift for him branded all over...

MS Modern Cat Litter Box

Discontinued

Is it a suitcase? Is it a speaker? Is it...Are you kitten me right meow, hooman?! It's a litter box! And not just any litter box. A snazzy, private, MS Modern Cat Litter Box, available in Classic White, Moss Green, Sweet...

Sheets & Giggles Eucalyptus Lyocell Sheets

$97.90 - $187.90 Amazon »

Level up your pillow talk game with some Sheets & Giggles. The bed sheet sets are made of lyocell, a type of rayon the Denver-based company creates entirely from sustainable eucalyptus trees grown on biodiverse plantations...

SwitchBot Curtain - Automate Any Curtain Rod or Rail

$75 - $199 Amazon »

SwitchBot Curtain is the newest addition to the SwitchBot family of tiny retrofit devices you can boop! onto common household items to make them smart. In this case, the SwitchBot Curtain slips onto any style of curtain...

CookKing Master Grill Pan

$41.99 Amazon »

I don't know how masterful CookKing's Master Grill Pan itself is, but the culinary delights sitting inside it have definitely mastered the ability to make my belly crave some Korean BBQ...

Dog Paw Anti-Slip Pads

$13.99 - $23.69 Amazon »

Oh. My. Dog. Anti-slip pads for pooch paws are the newest way for dog owners to make life easier for their pets by way of making their pets miserable. Booties weren't bad enough? Now we need a method for removing from...

Die in Your Sleep Bed

I'd say, "Poor bastard," but dying in bed, curled up all cozy, sleeping in the fetal position, isn't the worst way to go. Though I guess they don't usually go to the trouble of drawing chalk outlines of the newly deceased...

Pablo Reinoso Spaghetti Benches

Rest your carbo-loaded belly, your thunk-too-hard noodle, and your gassed-out spaghetti legs on one of Pablo Reinoso's Spaghetti Benches. The seating is a series of standard wood and metal public benches, each typically...

Ice Cube Block Lamp

$359.99 Amazon »

Melt a heart of ice and light up a heart of darkness this V-Day with the Block Lamp, a desktop illumination design that uses the thought-provoking optical illusion of a light bulb frozen inside an ice cube to diffuse...

Fold-Flat 2-Step Stool

Discontinued

Step 1: grow 8.5". Step 2: grow 8.5" more. And guess what kids, neither step involves eating vegetables! This fold-flat 2-step stool from Richards Homewares gives a boost to everyone from kiddos at the bathroom sink to...

REVEAL Sunlight & Window Simulation Lighting

$280 - $320 Adam Frank »

Whether you're missing the window, missing the sunlight, missing the trees, or just missing that je ne sais quoi in your household decor, REVEAL by illumination maestro Adam Frank will shine some unique and charming ambient...

Luminook Automatic LED Strip Lighting

$59 - $109 Kickstarter »

Luminook fits in the nooks of your nooks to light them up when you look. The automatic LED strip lighting endeavors to "reimagine lighting for small spaces, with a focus on user experience and beautiful design."...

Kevin Hates Broccoli Wall Clock

$23.95 Etsy »

"Open. Open. Into the hangar! There you go." Broccoli was a new food for Kevin on season 7's Ultimatum episode of The Office, but he tried it. He tried it because he made a New Year's resolution to eat more vegetables...

Tweezers with LED-Lit Magnifier

Discontinued

Feeling crafty? With your circuit board? With your eyebrows? With the lice colony in your kid's hair? The Lighted MagniGrip Tweezers help take your craft - be it hobby or duty - to the next level with a 4.5x power magnifying...

Unleash the Kraken Male Vibrator (NSFW)

Discontinued

While we normally think of the kraken as wielding tentacles of asphyxiation and death, what if in fact the giant squid is all about pleasure? What if his tentacles, as they appear willing and able to do in this male vibrator...

Fully Sealed Stainless Steel Piggy Bank

$23.99 Amazon »

Ain't no getting out of a New Year's resolution to save money when you have a fully sealed stainless steel piggy bank from LUSEN keeping you in check. There's no "back door" on this 6-sided vault of financial responsibility...