Miscellaneous

I was thinking I might get my mama one of these smartphone-controlled garage door openers from Chamberlain to replace the one she had when I was growing up. This one has an ultra-quiet operation and syncs with the myQ...

The 3D flames of Duraflame's Infrared Quartz Fireplace Stove might be fake, but they're not the sloppiest of seconds you could have if installing a real wood burning fireplace - or even a gas or electric insert - isn't...

Nothing beats the smell of fresh coffee brewing in the morning. Except, perhaps, recycled coffee grounds burning in the evening. Java Logs are eco-friendly fire logs made from recycled coffee grounds. The logs' green...

Navien Mate endeavors to keep you toasty and cozy this winter by way of water rather than EMF waves. The bed-warming mattress topper uses hydronic rather electrical technology to send and circulate heat safely through...

A Turbo Force of heat. My wife's gonna like the sound of that little superpower Honeywell claims to have built into their new space heater. Powerful at 1500 watts, and portable enough to move one-handed from room to room...

A personalized fart-thwarting candle. I know one household who needs this burning good scent blanket for the vile and death-dealing ones. Mine...

Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep? It ain't me, and I'm pretty sure it ain't Selena Gomez. But it could be a Nemu Nemu Animal Body Pillow, a series of oversized, adorable, and often smoosh-faced furry...

Halloween spirit for your fire pit and fireplace strikes again. These most excellent Skull & Bones fire pit and fireplace logs are my 2019 choice for flaming fun at your parties and throughout the spooky season...

KATCHY name you got there, indoor bug trap. Here's hoping you can live up to it stationed next to my fruit fly incubator - aka the compost bag...

Sweet! This DIY Vasectomy Kit should save me hundreds of dollars. Plus, the projected recovery time is a couple days longer - more if my wife screws up - so I'll be able to take off the whole first week of the NCAA tournament...

"Slow Rebound Lovers' Pillow." It sounds like a next-gen Liberator Wedge. Or some sort of consolation companion for the broken-hearted? But seeing the pillow for what it really is makes sense too: a domed memory foam...

I'm not Catholic, and mean no disrespect, but what the Coldwell Banker is a St. Joseph Home Sale Kit? Is this for real? Do people who bury a wee little statue of St. Joseph in their yard really sell their house faster...

Being just another cog Octaspring in the machine might be inglorious work from an enterprising 8-sided foam spring's perspective, but from an enterprising mattress company like Dormeo's, the collective effort of their...

Who don wack out my udon? Welp, guess if I can't stuff it in my face, the next best option would be to entwine my limbs in it and cuddle up for a good night's sleep...

I don't necessarily think Peelaways created their disposable fitted bed sheets for promiscuous and routinely intoxicated boys and girls - ahem, college students - but with back to school time coming up, that's definitely...

Need a gift for your girlfriend? These Zodiac Scented Candles are a sign! From Brands Banned, the aromatic wax mood setters come in sodie-can-style glass jars, with astrological sign insights printed as if they were nutritional...

Sore legs? Achy back? Feeling butt hurt? Just LoveBalls? LoveBalls hot water bottle to the rescue! Plop these balls down on your tired and tender bits and let them love away the pain. LoveBalls even come with a blue jeans...

Classy is in Session. The Session Bong seeks to be your "beautiful, functional, and unapologetically simple" smoking companion. In other words, this is one classy water pipe. Session hopes it will also be the preferred...

Ghost Wire looks like a roll of masking tape - and the adhesive speaker wire secures flat, and can be painted over like tape too - but contains lines of either 2 or 4 16 AWG Pure Copper Conductors along its white backing...

Alright, NamaMat, you had me at a zillion gummy bears. According to this spiffed-up anti-fatigue mat's creators, the NamaMat "looks like an heirloom rug, wipes clean, and feels like you're standing on a zillion gummy...

Peeling & sticking a hundred of these FloorPops adhesive tiles in perfect formation and alignment to your kitchen or bathroom floor might not sound like a very enticing Sunday DIY project, but...it sure beats gluing and...

TechDen. What a euphemism, kids! More like TechJail. This little apparatus gives your parents a way to lock up your phones and tablets, or - another euphemism, per TechDen - "manage screen time with a physical home."...