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Grindrite Weed Watch

By: on May 15, 2013
$39.99
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I thought it would do something cutesy like stay frozen on 4:20, but nay. The Grindrite keeps real time too! Though usually after a few tokes of the good stuff my friend Victor procures I'm not really able to comprehend the meaning of time except, like, as a linear construct of man that actually functions more circularly...plus I'm not especially skilled at reading analog clock faces even when I'm not stoned...so the temporal readout features of Vaporite's wrist piece won't matter to me as much as its secret grinder and stash compartments anyway. Still. Quartz functionality. It's a nice touch.

The Grindrite weed watch guarantees a discreet and odor-free experience of strapping your buds to your arm. It comes in 11 color combinations, including...GLOW-IN-THE-DARK, bitches! Giddy up!

Muchas danke to Geekologie

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