SteriShoe UV Shoe Sanitizer
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One thing about feet is that they reek. And one thing about feet and summer is that they reek exponentially more during this season of high heat and outdoor exploits. That said, the worst thing I've ever smelled was not the inside of someone's shoe, but the inside of someone's boxing glove. So maybe this SteriShoe UV shoe sanitizer can slip inside those along with my friend Cornelius' barefoot running shoes and my friend Victor's rock climbing shoes and pew, pew away the armies of rotting demon sphincter-scented bacteria all around.
The ultraviolet light SteriShoe emits kills up to 99.9% of surrounding bacteria in 45 minutes, a bragging right that has earned it a Seal of Acceptance from the American Podiatric Medical Association. In addition to preventing foot oder, the process can also reduce occurrences of athlete's foot and foot fungus, afflictions which cause thick, yellow toenails. Good stuff. Because as far as I know thick, yellow toenails are good for only one thing: making all vaginas that see them in flip flops disappear.
SteriShoe inserts come in sizes S, M, and L. To use, slide them inside your shoes, plug the system in, and turn it on. After the 45-minute sanitation offensive has concluded, the UV light will turn itself off.
The SteriShoe UV shoe sanitizer is a top Dude Gift for an Athlete pick.
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