Mini bottles of Johnnie Walker Scotch Whisky tucked inside the soles of Oliver Sweeney Oxfords. According to the makers of these limited edition Tan Leather Brogues, the shoes are a "footwear first that bring together style, design, flair, and your worst experience ever in the TSA line."
Yeah, yeah, I added that last part myself.
Each Johnnie Walker Oliver Sweeney Brogue has a reworked heel that seamlessly fits a Johnnie Walker Red Label miniature (5cl, or 1.7 ounces, or about enough to get me through Christmas morning if taken in quick succession.) The shoes also feature custom embroidery, a striding man tattoo, red suede lining in the heel compartment, and a transparent top piece that serves as a whisky viewing window from above.
The intoxicating Oliver Sweeney Brogues are made in Italy with a calf leather upper and leather sole and lining.