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Nite Ize RunOff Waterproof Wallet

$19.99 from Amazon »

The Nite Ize RunOff Waterproof Wallet helps you hike, paddle, sail, and hoof it 2 miles back to your hotel in the pouring rain assured that your valuables are safe and dry inside its impermeable TPU walls and IPX7-rated...

RepliCade Insert Coin Keychain

$14.99 from Amazon »

RepliCade's Insert Coin Keychain is like this Arcade Belt Buckle, but maybe less offensive when you shove it someone's face to show off your new purchase. Like the pants bauble, the retro keychain is an authentic, 1:1...

Haeyo Mayo Hair Nutrition Mask

$16 from Amazon »

Haeyo Mayo, 'eh? Now that looks like an April Fool's joke waiting to happen. It might not even be on purpose. A haircare product packaged in a squeeze bottle that looks exactly like the craft batch stuff my wife buys...

Become Your Cat Mask

$2,725 from Shinto Michiya »

Wanna be a copycat? Like, copy your cat and become a copy of your cat? Yeah, you probably do...

Alchemi Labs Heat-Reflective Sun Cap

$32 from Amazon »

Look closely at an Alchemi Labs Sun Cap and the heat-reflective "radiant barrier technology" covering its top and bill miiiight remind you of sequins. Which in turn might remind you of your 8-year-old's dance recital...

NoNetz Anti-Chafe Men's Swim Trunks

$60 - $65 from Amazon »

Swim trunk season is so close I can almost chafe it. Ugh. Chafing. Thigh rash. Disturbance and unrest in the crotchal region. NoNetz knows these are the potential downsides of spiking beach volleyballs and splish-splashin'...

Osana All Natural Mosquito Repellent Soap

Sold Out from Amazon »

I see your lighting of a citronella candle to keep the mosquitos away, and raise you bathing in the essential oil, rubbing it in soap form all over my body as a skeeter beater for all 2000 of my bug-averse body parts...

The Buttress Pillow

$69 from Amazon »

Now I lay me down to sleep / on a pair of luscious cheeks / A Buttress Pillow I've heard said / will support my neck and cradle my head...

Kula Cloth Antimicrobial Pee Cloth

$20 - $22 from Kula Cloth »

This one's for the ladies! The Kula Cloth looks like a potholder, and indeed has highly absorptive powers, but in this case the camping and hiking companion isn't sucking up heat, it's sucking up pee. The Kula Cloth is...

LED Steampunk Top Hat

$149.34 from Etsy »

Any dapper, steampunk-lovin' grooms-to-be out there looking to upstage their brides at the wedding? Oh come on, wearing an LED Steampunk Top Hat is great way to kick off your marriage! It even glows in your choice of...

Convenience Kits Men's Toiletry Travel Kits

$11.61 - $26.35 from Amazon »

I'm not helpful enough to have priced out for you Convenience Kits' line of Men's Toiletry Travel Kits to determine if their consolidated dopp bags of mini bottles and packs of grooming products are a much better deal...

Sawyer Utility Bracelet

$49 from Amazon »

I like the Sawyer Utility Bracelet. I like it for its leather-and-steel aesthetic, and I like it for its proposed method of carrying around a utility knife, which is one that takes up zero room, and creates zero bulge...

Self-Defense Coin Bag

$39.99 from Amazon »

George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, and Abe Lincoln team up to deliver the ultimate bitch slap, packing a whack! from inside your self-defense coin bag. And after they're done, you'll be all ready...

Sushi Tape

$11.99 from Amazon »

Roe-mantic husband I am, I bento-ver backwards to find my wife some new craft supplies, but as soon as she unwrapped her stylin' set of Sushi Tape she was all, "There's something fishy about this. What did you do wrong...

Flip'em the Bird Gloves

Give a pair of Flip'em the Bird Gloves as a gift for your girlfriend and find out just what a gift that keeps on giving...possibly back to you...can mean. This line of fingerless gloves are made of soft, stretchy acrylic...

Nixon Dork Too Smart Ass Watch

$149.95 from Amazon »

Combine a Nixon sense of humor with a 1980s answering machine face with the smart ass who leaves fart sounds after the beep, and there you have the sure-to-be-classic Nixon Dork Too, a Smart Ass Watch. Press its center...

Wallis Reid Men's Wedding Bands

$695 - $1,695 from Wallis Reid »

Wallis Reid's line of men's wedding bands and engagement rings are stunners in 18K gold, oxidized sterling silver, and raw diamonds. Dark without going goth, wild without looking messy, if you're a dude into statement...

Dango Modular Watches

$125 - $350 from Kickstarter »

Dango's quest to create enhanced and versatile men's accessories began in 2016 with their series of Dapper and Tactical wallets. Now the Dango brand is adding watches - watches with modular enhancements and versatility...

Picnic on the Moon Throw Blanket

Sold Out from Amazon »

What does one bring to a picnic on the moon? I mean, besides a Picnic on the Moon Blanket? Not too light of a meal, I'd say - you're going to need something that will weigh you down a bit, 'ey? Maybe some Texas BBQ ribs...

EDC Apparatus Bolt Carabiners

$134.11 - $303.21 from Etsy »

Cheap EDC, meet everyday works of art. At least in the minds of the carriers willing to pay for these Bolt Carabiners from EDC Apparatus. Designer Josep Julian makes the sexy links in his shop in Alas i Cerc, Spain, using...

PlayStation Watch

$32.99 from Merchoid »

A watch to take you back in time while keeping you on time. The Loading Times PlayStation Watch is an officially licensed piece of Sony merch that, at printing, was available for pre-order in very limited quantities...

Black Cotton Swabs

$5.40 from Amazon »

What's the syllable count for a haiku again? Because I think that's what Daiso Japan was going for in their Black Cotton Swab description:...

Hestra Men's Winter Leather Gloves

$120 - $150 from Amazon »

Warm gloves are a handy accessory to have during winter, and particularly during a polar vortex...what? I'm not...pssshhh, whatever dude. I am so the first person ever to capitalize on the punny charm of calling gloves...

Color Wheel Watch

$37.94 from Amazon »

Red and yellow make...10 a.m.! Screwdriver, anyone? And red and blue make...5 o'clock. Who wants a happy hour Purple Hooter? Yellow and blue? It's midnight! Bring on the absinthe. The Color Wheel Watch mixes things up...