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Leatherman Tread Tempo Multi-Tool Watch

$449.95 from Amazon »

The Leatherman Tread Tempo watch follows Leatherman's original wearable multi-tool, the Tread bracelet. So now you'll not only have all the implements you need to face unexpected onslaughts of DIY wrapped around your...

Porsche Design Bounce S4 Lux by Adidas

Sold Out from Amazon »

If you want to Bounce with Porsche Design's Adidas sneaker collaboration, you'll have to sacrifice kicking it with some of your favorite Benjamin Franklins. Every element of Porsche-inspired style and performance injected...

Sixer Insulated PBR Cooler Jacket

$250 from 686 »

Normally I would think something called a Sixer Insulated Jacket would insulate me from the cold. But when outdoor apparel brand 686 teamed up with Pabst Blue Ribbon, PBR had something else in mind. This special edition...

Where It Happened Map Jewelry

$125 - $1,995 from A. Jaffe »

The Maps jewelry collection from A. Jaffe could make your Valentine feel very, very special. Select any address in the world - the place you met, went on vacation, got engaged, ate the best tacos of your life - and A...

Wearable Superhero Full Body Armor

$1,299 - $6,999 from buyFullBodyArmors.com »

Full Body Armors' superhero and video game character costume replicas will secure your cosplay convention credibility, and make all of your Sundays Fundays. The made-to-measure suits transform wearers, from head to toe...

Leopard Leggings

$92 from Vie Active »

As long as you're in a pair of leopard leggings, ladies, it's OK to let the claws come out at hot yoga. Random chick stole the spot you've been putting your mat every class for the past 6 months? Dude next to you smells...

Virgin Bust Breast Lift Pads (NSFW)

When you see these Virgin Bust Breast Lift Pads do you think the same thing I do? Tune in, Tokyo. Tune in, Tokyo. No? Maybe just because you don't have all the information on the boobie-bettering cones yet. They fulfill...

SharkMan Wearable Furniture

You won't be unleashing any superhero maneuvers as the awkward and bulky SharkMan, but this concept from Yang Zhao isn't for fighting crime. Or sharks for that matter. SharkMan is a wearable piece of furniture. It's an...

Lemon Sox - Scented Socks in a Can

$11.97 from Lemon Sox »

On the outside, Lemon Sox look like a can of tuna fish or cat food, but crack them open, and instead of fish and congealed vomit you'll see a pair of colorful, patterend men's socks. Even better, instead of fish and congealed...

Star Wars Sarlacc Baby Lounger

$138 from Etsy »

While I'd often like to toss other people's babies to the Sarlacc, I wonder how many parents will want a Sarlacc baby pillow and lounger for their own infant. It's kind of morbid and distasteful and...ah, what am I saying?...

Polar Seal On-Demand Heated Clothing

$179 - $199 from Polar Seal »

Baby it's...beyond cold outside. Polar Seal is a forthcoming line of heated tops whose built-in warming elements are designed to heat you to a level of comfort (or at least negative temp bearability) in just 10 seconds...

Super Bright Tactical Flashlight Wristwatch

$49.99 from Amazon »

It's no Rolex watch, but wearing this chunk of light and time on your wrist could prove to be even more valuable in the long run. The digital watch has built-in CREE LEDs that won't just illuminate your display, but also...

Math Dial Watch

$65 from Amazon »

The Math Dial Watch rings in the New Year not with a 12, not with a midnight, and not with Alexa's response to, "What time is it?" For all the numbers nerds out there, the Math Dial Watch has a formula for your 2018...

DryGuy Force Dry Boot Dryer

$48.73 from Amazon »

Pretty fly for a DryGuy. This Force Dry Boot Dryer can suck out the wet and cold from any style of boot or shoe, plus your post-snowman gloves, in 1 to 2 hours. As the name suggests, this plug-in DryGuy uses forced air...

Honest Amish Beard Balm

$12.87 from Amazon »

"Honest Amish?" Isn't that redundant? And clearly, the Amish grow some of the finest beards in the world and across time. So stamping a tin "Honest Amish Beard Balm" is marketing genius. The name sells itself...

Vessi 100% Waterproof Knit Shoes

$99 - $159 from Vessi Footwear »

Vessi's forthcoming knit shoes bring a lightweight sneaker style to the water-deflecting powers of your rain boots. Vessi says their Flash Knit technology will keep the shoes 100% waterproof - and your feet 100% dry up...

Gentleman's Comb

The Gentleman's Comb comes to us from Goodworth & Co. and, like the company's Best Wishes Key, reminds us exactly what can be in a name. Here, it's an ornate and gentlemanly embossed brass comb for keeping your locks...

ScopeAround Pore & Intraoral Inspection Camera

$89.99 from Amazon »

And don't think the ScopeAround Fit camera limits you to what's on your skin and inside your mouth. This versatile Wi-Fi video camera and microscope is up for helping you explore all of your orifices. Check to see if...

The BevBuckle - Retractable Drink Holder Belt Buckle

$24.95 - $34.95 from BevBuckle »

The BevBuckle is business in the front...wait...nah. It's a chunky metal belt buckle with your choice of anything from a longhorn to a largemouth bass on it that flips down to form a perfectly sized, perfectly stable...

Sexy Chest Christmas Sweatshirt

$59.95 from Amazon »

Hairy Christmas, dudes! Wear this Sexy Chest Christmas Sweatshirt to your holiday party and watch Mrs. Claus become Mrs. Can't Keep Her Claus Off You. You'll not only put all the other Ugly Christmas Sweaters to shame...

Velomacchi Waterproof Motorcycle Backpack

$269 from Amazon »

Velomacchi's Roll-Top Waterproof Backpack has motorcycles in mind, but isn't just for motorcycles. The bag will cover you, or rather, cover your goods and gear, on any type of bike you ride, and over any type of terrain...

Columbia Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Coats

$400 from Columbia »

Leia: I'm freezing. Han: I know. The Star Wars saga infiltrates Columbia Sportswear - or, more likely, Columbia Sportswear infiltrates the Star Wars saga - again this year, with a limited-edition series of The Empire...

Beardaments - Beard Ornaments

$8.99 from Amazon »

If Santa approved of beard ornaments I think he would have invented Beardaments - or at least worn some - himself. Unless he's just leaving Beardaments to those they can really benefit. To all the lumberjacks and hipsters...

Night Vision Driving Glasses

$24.02 - $28.97 from Amazon »

Sorry, night vision driving glasses won't help you cruise around in the pitch black all stealthy like a Navy SEAL. In fact, these yellow tint lenses aren't meant for predominantly dark conditions at all. They're for reducing...