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You're Too Close Baseball Hat

$10.99 from Amazon »

Did a Redditor make this "You're too close" baseball hat, or did someone else just figure out they could make enough to retire selling them to Redditors? Because if there were one piece of headwear I'd guess at least...

Death Star Engagement Ring

$450 - $1,200 from Etsy »

Ah, an engagement ring symbolic of your move to the Dark Side. Married. The Death Star engagement ring from Alien Forms Jewelry is far from the first Star Wars jewelry we've seen, but I think using an evil, death-dealing...

Balega Blister Resist Socks

$8.97 - $18 from Amazon »

Balega socks probably know avid runners and athletes don't let blisters, or the potential for rubbing one up, dissuade them from lacing up and taking off. But getting blisters is a pain. A persistent, burning pain that...

Tattoo Tights

$18 - $33 from Etsy »

I wonder if women who see these Tattoo Tights feel like I do when I see the Wonderffle Stuffed Waffle Iron. All hot and sweaty and in need of a change of pants...

Don't Panic Keychain Towel

$10.99 - $14.99 from SN Pro Tips »

I was stoked when I found these Don't Panic thigh-high stockings for my fiancee to wear on our wedding day, but it's nothing compared to the joy I feel now having found SN Pro Tips' Don't Panic Keychain Towel for myself...

Lightsaber Willy Warmer

$30.43 from Etsy »

This Lightsaber Willy Warmer might be the finest expression of Grandmas's yarn I ever saw. Not a bad tribute to Star Wars either, presuming you've mastered The Force well enough to wield this saber once it's fired up...

Foodie Bow Ties

$50.90 - $108.17 from Etsy »

Bow ties made to look like food! I wouldn't call myself a foodie, but food is my favorite thing in the whole world (tied with my fiancee and my mama) and seeing a bowtie pasta bowtie - a piece of pasta bow tie-ified!...

Loop High Fidelity Donut Earplugs

$29.95 from Amazon »

Loop High Fidelity Earplugs make hearing protection functional and fashionable. Presuming you dig the look of a coupla donuts in your ears (no lobe stretching required!) The new twist on earplugs takes the standard Pac-Man-ghost-shaped...

Loker 8GB Voice Recorder Watch

$32.99 from Amazon »

Talk to the hand 'cause the face don't...have an audio recorder with 8GB of built-in memory. The Loker Voice Recorder Watch places the ability to record and store up to 101 hours of audio within constant reach. A subtle...

PF Flyers 25th Anniversary Sandlot Sneakers

It's been almost 2 years since PF Flyers released their Made in USA Sandlot Edition sneakers, so I'm due for a new pair. And, happily, the PF Flyers 25th Anniversary Sandlot sneaks are due to launch, in collaboration...

Victorinox I.N.O.X. Carbon Limited Edition

$995 from Swiss Army »

Victorinox will sell just 1,200 pieces of its I.N.O.X. watch, a Carbon Limited Edition whose claim to Swiss Army fame is a case built from carbon "that's 50% lighter and five times more resistant than steel." In less...

Handmade Skull Shaving Brush

$130 from Etsy »

One Skull Shaving Brush here to help you wipe that stubble...and that smile...and that skin and tissue right off your face. Handmade in Italy by Goth Chic Accessories, this wicked brush foams shaving cream and paints...

3D Unicorn Underwear

$45 from Etsy »

I bet if Juvenile saw these 3D Unicorn Underwear from Knicker Rocker he would think twice before telling the ladies to back that azz up. The panties are quite the statement piece, combining dreamy, fantastical unicorns...

Ombraz Unbreakable, Armless Sunglasses

$85 - $140 from Ombraz »

Though Ombraz sunglasses are pronounced Ohm-bruhs, don't let their inclusion of the sound bruh kill your interest in them. Because Ombraz actually do two very un-douchey things to sunglasses. One, they remove the snappabble...

Functional Paper Watches

$34.99 from Amazon »

A Paper Watch? What origami trickery is this?! No way can it be a fully functional digital timepiece. Or if it is, what's it good for, one wear? A few days if you take real good care of it like the paper wristbands your...

The Literal Translation of Country Names Map

You can't buy a print of The Literal Translation of Country Names Map...yet...but that's probably not such a big deal. Like The World According to Americans, this map is more of a way to get a few chuckles and take a...

Cactus Back Scratcher

$8.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

With the Cactus Back Scratcher, no more will you have to rub your body up against the corner of a wall or doorway like a farm animal to take care of that incessant itch. Now you can rub a hard plastic, 2-sided spiky frond...

Shomer-Tec Zip Stash

$12 from Amazon »

Shomer-Tec's Zip Stash attaches as a zipper pull, and contains a slide-out compartment with 2" x 0.35" x 0.35" of space for storing your...uh...clipped fingernails? A rolled up slip of paper with important phone numbers...

Asswipes Flushable Hygiene Wipes

$7.95 from Amazon »

Asswipes look like some real sophisticated wet naps. They must be flushable wipes from the French. Probably pronounced Ass-wee-pays...

Bedrock Cairn 3D Pro Adventure Sandals

Barefoot your feet up for spring and summer outdoor adventures with a pair of Cairn 3D Pro sandals from Bedrock Sandals. You know Bedrock, right? The place where the Flintstones and the Rubbles scampered up rocky cliffs...

RainTaps - Beer Tap Handle Umbrellas

$65 - $250 from RainTaps »

Nothing pairs better with a rainy day than an umbrella and a pint of beer. Ben Lewis' RainTaps add a creative twist to the matchup, repurposing real beer taps as the handles for his wet weather shields. Carrying a RainTaps...

Savage AF T-Shirt

$18.99 from Etsy »

Do the kids who say "Savage AF" even know who Fred Savage is? Better question: do the adults who know who Fred Savage is also know why it's funny to see little Kevin Arnold's face on a T-shirt that says, "Savage AF ...

Black Jack Boot Jack Boot Remover

$24.99 from Amazon »

Using a boot jack to take your boots off isn't pure laziness. Not just anyway. Anyone who owns a pair of burly work boots, tall and narrow cowboy boots, or spaceman snow boots knows that removing them entails more than...

CrossFloss Hands-Free Flossing Tool

I am definitely CrossFloss' target audience. The person who doesn't floss because it's tedious and time-consuming. And also because it makes me drool everywhere and I have a few teeth that are pressed so tight together...