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Xeric Cypher Automatic Tritium Watch

$500 from Xeric »

The Cypher Automatic wristwatch, according to maker Xeric, "plays with the positive and negative nature of time" with a design of die-cut hours and laser-cut minutes overlaying the watch's black hour and colored minute...

Polarized XXL Sunglasses for People with Big Heads

$75 from Faded Days »

Got a fat head on the wrong end? Faded Days isn't the only brand that makes polarized XXL sunglasses for people with big heads, but they do seem particularly committed to the process. First they ran a wide-head-sunglasses...

Boblbee Hardshell Spine & Gear Protective Backpacks

$295 - $345 from Point 65 »

It's the heart of riding season for motorcycle owners, and unless you're touring on a Bicycle Chopper, you'll probably be hauling some gear on your bike along with yourself. Point 65 engineered the Boblbee Hardshell Backpack...

Penis Costumes

$15.99 - $19.99 from Etsy »

Need some summer headwear? Grab a Penis Costume from Cock Couture and head on down to the beach for some fun in the sun! Just don't forget the SPF 30...

Number Cruncher Watch

Sold Out from Amazon »

The Number Cruncher watch just sits there, hunkered down on your wrist, eating away your time. He's pretty cute for a monster, though, so you might not mind if he stays...

Ron Swanson's Shirt of Greatness

$65 from RSVLTS »

This Independence Day, Ron Swanson's Shirt of Greatness is here to remind us all, "History began on July 4th, 1776 - everything before that was a mistake."...

Link Flip-Shoes

$69 - $79 from indiegogo »

Link flip-shoes, a hybrid their makers call "free like a flip-flop, safe as a shoe," are here to prove you wrong about at least one thing: no matter what you thought about Crocs or Keen Uneek monstrosities, Redneck Boot...

Fish-D-Funk Fish Odor Removal Wipes

$7.02 from Amazon »

So, uh, Fish-D-Funk, are we talking about the odor removal of fish fish, or just anything I may have had my hands on that smells fishy here? Because my wife is always asking me to dig my fingers around...the garbage disposal...

Manly Bands Nylon & Carbon Monomer Wedding Bands

The story of Manly Bands wedding bands starts with a proposal and ends with a couple taking two sets of vows: one to each other; and the other to people like themselves who are "horrified" with their experience of shopping...

The Whizzinator Touch - Synthetic Urine Kit (NSFW)

Golden shower or passing a drug test, what's your Whizzinator pleasure? I first learned of this bizarre and fantastic strap-on penis and synthetic urine kit from attorney L. Scott Briscoe. Via his Facebook page, Briscoe...

Nintendo Entertainment System Dopp Kit

$24.90 from Box Lunch »

Box Lunch's Nintendo Entertainment System Dopp Kit means you can keep your 'stache looking as dapper as Mario's and locks as lustrous and coifed as Link's even when you're traveling or on the go. The toiletry bag's NES...

Royal Robbins Men's City Traveler Shirt

$69 from Amazon »

Hot time, summer in the city / Traveler Shirt wrinkle resistant and sweat wicking. Royal Robbins makes many a manly button-up, sewn with sleeves both short and long, but the City Traveler seems most appropriate for today...

Burton Wheelie Sub 116L Travel Bag

$379.95 - $399.95 from Amazon »

Burton's Wheelie Sub suitcase is a Big. Boy. If saying the roller bag has 116L of packing space doesn't resonate with you dudes, maybe this will: give a Burton Wheelie Sub as gift to your girlfriend and she'll never ask...

The PersonalSpacinator

Claustrophobes, agoraphobes, germophobes, the PersonalSpacinator is for you. Provided you don't also have a fear of walking around looking like an idiot...

Cardboard Samurai Costume

$67.04 from Amazon »

You've heard of Christmas in July, but how about Halloween in June? Yeah, me either, but this cardboard samurai costume makes me want to start the trend. It's even summer-ready, made entirely of paper products instead...

One Foot Taller Periscope Glasses

An alternative to strapping 12-inch heels to your feet, the One Foot Taller Periscope Glasses let you jack up your height from the other end - with a 12-inch rod and mirrors mounted to your eyes...

Awkward Plastic Grocery Bags - BYO or Get One of These

These awkward plastic bags from Vancouver's East West Market continue the trend of Canadian, and specifically British Columbian, ingenuity. The local grocery store specializes in organic and fair trade produce, so no...

The Voltage Ring

$92 - $125 from Kickstarter »

The alluring glow of the Voltage Ring might look familiar to Dude readers, reminding you of these luminescent forged carbon fiber rings from Carbon6. And indeed, John Paul Easley of Carbon6 had a hand in their creation...

Oral Me Thong Underwear

$12.90 from Amazon »

This isn't the first time a thong has been compared to dental floss. But with the Oral Me thong underwear, ladies might be more inclined to accept, maybe even champion, the connection. Because here it's not about some...

FlipRocks Extreme Flip-Flops

$89.99 from FlipRocks »

FlipRocks are a far cry from your average flip-flops. Buuuut, they seem to be right in line - or rather, right in injection-molded removable grips with extreme traction applications - with your average dad shoe...

Internal Organs Rash Guard Swimsuit

$16.99 from Amazon »

Ladies, show off your real beach bod this summer with an internal organs swimsuit. It's also a combo one-piece and rash guard, so even as you're revealing expansive areas of your anatomical insides, you'll be protecting...

CoolMen Testicle Cooling Device

Need a Father's Day gift for a would-be dad? The CoolMen Testicle Cooling Device, despite sounding and looking like no more than an awesome jock strap for chilling your balls, exists in the name of fertility. It's a testicle...

Comfi Memory Foam Hoodie

$88 - $117 from Comfi »

What's this, Comfi memory foam hoodie? Like walking around with a mattress strapped to my back? A butt pillow built in to my sweatshirt? Ha! Haha! That sounds ridiculous!...

Foldies Polarized Folding Sunglasses

$69 from Amazon »

If you've got that sunshine in your pocket, better keep a pair of Foldies folding sunglasses in your other one. The unisex wayfarers have a hinge at their bridge and on each arm to break them down into a compact puck...