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Flip'em the Bird Gloves

Give a pair of Flip'em the Bird Gloves as a gift for your girlfriend and find out just what a gift that keeps on giving...possibly back to you...can mean. This line of fingerless gloves are made of soft, stretchy acrylic...

Nixon Dork Too Smart Ass Watch

$149.95 from Amazon »

Combine a Nixon sense of humor with a 1980s answering machine face with the smart ass who leaves fart sounds after the beep, and there you have the sure-to-be-classic Nixon Dork Too, a Smart Ass Watch. Press its center...

Wallis Reid Men's Wedding Bands

$695 - $1,695 from Wallis Reid »

Wallis Reid's line of men's wedding bands and engagement rings are stunners in 18K gold, oxidized sterling silver, and raw diamonds. Dark without going goth, wild without looking messy, if you're a dude into statement...

Dango Modular Watches

$125 - $350 from Kickstarter »

Dango's quest to create enhanced and versatile men's accessories began in 2016 with their series of Dapper and Tactical wallets. Now the Dango brand is adding watches - watches with modular enhancements and versatility...

Picnic on the Moon Throw Blanket

$21.74 from Amazon »

What does one bring to a picnic on the moon? I mean, besides a Picnic on the Moon Blanket? Not too light of a meal, I'd say - you're going to need something that will weigh you down a bit, 'ey? Maybe some Texas BBQ ribs...

EDC Apparatus Bolt Carabiners

$134.11 - $303.21 from Etsy »

Cheap EDC, meet everyday works of art. At least in the minds of the carriers willing to pay for these Bolt Carabiners from EDC Apparatus. Designer Josep Julian makes the sexy links in his shop in Alas i Cerc, Spain, using...

PlayStation Watch

$32.99 from Merchoid »

A watch to take you back in time while keeping you on time. The Loading Times PlayStation Watch is an officially licensed piece of Sony merch that, at printing, was available for pre-order in very limited quantities...

Black Cotton Swabs

$7.15 from Amazon »

What's the syllable count for a haiku again? Because I think that's what Daiso Japan was going for in their Black Cotton Swab description:...

Hestra Men's Winter Leather Gloves

$120 - $150 from Amazon »

Warm gloves are a handy accessory to have during winter, and particularly during a polar vortex...what? I'm not...pssshhh, whatever dude. I am so the first person ever to capitalize on the punny charm of calling gloves...

Color Wheel Watch

$39.95 from Amazon »

Red and yellow make...10 a.m.! Screwdriver, anyone? And red and blue make...5 o'clock. Who wants a happy hour Purple Hooter? Yellow and blue? It's midnight! Bring on the absinthe. The Color Wheel Watch mixes things up...

Nose Wax Kit

$11.79 from Amazon »

"Do you know anyone struggling with nostril hair?" No joke that's the Nose Wax Kit's opener for suggesting an at-home schnoz overgrowth weeder is an ideal gift idea. I'd love to see the look on She-Ra: Princess of Power's...

Hairkules - Winter Hat That Protects Your Hairstyle

$55 - $63 from Kickstarter »

Preserve your Morninghead with a Harikules hat! The winter beanie has a rigid mesh insert that looks like a geodesic dome climber from the schoolyard, but acts like a Captain America shield against headwear fibers that...

GLOW Full-Surface LED Sneakers

$98 - $140 from Yes We Glow »

If Nike's making sneakers covered in grass, why shouldn't Yes We Glow make sneakers covered in LED lights? GLOW sneaks take flashy shoes to the next level with a grid of LEDs covering the full surface of their uppers...

Game Boy Luggage Cover

$29.76 from Amazon »

On the surface, putting a diaper on your luggage doesn't sound that 90s retro badass, but when the diaper looks like a Nintendo Game Boy? That's a luggage diaper - OK, luggage cover - I can see sort of see sliding over...

Remedy Antifungal Soap

$14.95 from Amazon »

Struggling to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift that works for both him and her? I think I've got the Remedy (Soap) for your problem...

Bose Frames Audio Sunglasses

$199.95 from Bose »

Bose Frames don't go for bone conduction to give you sound in your sunglasses like Zungle's V2 Viper headphone sunglasses. They bring audio to eye protection in a more Bose-y way: through itty-bitty high-end speakers...

Alien Abduction UFO Earring

$830 from Etsy »

Sofia Ajram calls this the "Tender Abduction UFO Earring." As in, some poor soul is getting abducted by an alien UFO that landed in your earlobe, but the delicate little ship is going to do it tenderly...

Nike Air Max 1 Golf "Grass" Sneakers

Nike is a little early for April Fool's Day, but I guess they wanted to get the Air Max 1 Golf "Grass" word out soon into the 2019 PGA Tour, and build some hype for the sneakers. Which, as far as I can tell, are real...

Thumbcuff Keychains

$14.99 from Amazon »

OK, this keychain has more like mini handcuffs than true thumbcuffs dangling from it. But as handcuffs they'll only lock over, say, the 2 front legs of a Shih Tzu on the run from ripping off the canine CBD store. And...

Apple AirPod Case Tic Tac Decals

$6.99 from Etsy »

While opening an Apple AirPod case covered in parodied Tic Tac decals might create some initial disappointment for the mints' fanatics - sike! No Tic Tacs here! - after you get used to their absence you'll probably grow...

Candle Hand Hand Gesture Candles

$47.97 from Candle Hand »

Not only do Hand Gesture Candles light up some of the most famous, and infamous, gestures of the world, they do it as exact replicas of a real human hand. Cast in paraffin, Hand Gesture Candles are life-size, and textured...

Sherpa Hoodie Blanket

$47.99 from Amazon »

The Snuggie evolved? These Sherpa Hoodie Blankets, and a whole bunch like them, are blowing up Amazon with their sherpa lining warmth on the inside, micro fleece-y softness on the outside, and bigness all over...

Batman Sleep Mask

$11.99 from Amazon »

I am Batman! ... In my dreams. Which makes this Batman Sleep Mask an especially welcome addition to bedtime in the house of Dude. The Dark Knight logo is cut out as a 3D memory foam eye mask too, so its eye cavities will...

Storage Soles - Hidden Stash Insoles

$29.99 from Amazon »

Storage Soles hold more than just a lucky penny in your shoe. These adjustable insoles have a hidden stash compartment built into their heel cups sized to protect some extra cash, a key, your medicine ( or "medicine")...