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RSVLTS Saved By The Bell Collection Clothing

$27 - $65 from RSVLTS »

Did you know Saved By the Bell shares a 30th anniversary with Seinfeld? And a 25th anniversary with Friends? Zack Morris, AC Slater, Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano, Lisa Turtle, Screech Powers, and Mr. Belding made their...

Flint Retractable Lint Roller

$9.99 from Amazon »

I promise you, Flint Retractable Lint Rollers are a better purchase, for yourself or as a gift, than they might seem at first glance. For example, maybe you have pets. Maybe you need a gift for a pet lover. Maybe you...

Polar Shorts - Fleece Shorts for Spring & Fall

$59.99 from Amazon »

They might make you look more like one of the 3 bears, but Polar Shorts, insulated fleece shorts described as "comfy AF," will make you feel like Goldilocks come spring and fall. Hear that, Dad? Your choice of 100% polyester...

Transparent Swim Trunks

$15.88 from Amazon »

Nothing to see here. Because...because...these swim trunks are transparent! Bwahahaha!...

The World Giant Coloring Poster

$10.99 from Amazon »

Wrap it up as a gift for your kids, and hope this World Giant Coloring Poster is giant enough that their crayons, markers, and colored pencils will stay within the sheet's borders, if not within the lines. At 45.3" long...

Personalized Carved 35" Rawlings Baseball Bat

$149.95 from Etsy »

With these hand-carved personalized baseball bats, you can make damn sure anyone trying to break into your house knows it was Darryl - or Michael, or Cornelius, or Jennifer - who whacked him upside the head...

SnooZzoo Furry Friend Sleeping Bags

$79.95 - $169.95 from Amazon »

Not sure how many polar bears - or adult women - have that caliber of high kick in them, but I think if I were wearing a SnooZzoo polar bear furry friend sleeping bag like the lady above, I'd probably try my luck at an...

Argo Crib

Not only is the Argo Crib an architectural masterpiece of a bassinet, Ludwig & Dominique says their collaborative piece with Noir Vif will protect your infant from more than rock-a-bye babying out onto the floor. Made...

Grip Clean Dirt-Infused Heavy Duty Hand Soap

$5.99 - $10.95 from Amazon »

Grip Clean heavy duty hand soap goes for the sly marketing technique of claiming it will wash your soiled hands clean of dirt using the power of...dirt. Developed for auto mechanics, fabricators, construction workers...

Great White Shark Holographic Romper

$99.99 from Etsy »

It's the Great White Disco Diva. This holographic great white shark romper from Coquetry Clothing doesn't make quite the splash in my heart the Sharkini swimsuit did back in 2013, but I'd still be happy for any lady wearing...

Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads

$5.80 - $19.32 from Etsy »

Most of the words in this "Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads" title are well beyond my areas of expertise. Also, I'll grant that some of you dudes (and ladies) will consider Jaws Reusable Menstrual Pads one of the newest things...

The TaTa Top (NSFW)

$34.99 from TaTa Top »

Where was the TaTa Top flesh-colored bikini with nipples when I was having fun with anatomical optical illusions a couple weeks ago? Guess I'll have to retroactively add this eye-(and pants-)popping swimsuit to my Breast...

Hulk Suit

$3k from Etsy »

Outside of Hollywood CGI, this full-body Hulk suit is the most Incredible one I've seen. I especially like the artistic touch of MCU's biggest bad boy good guy posing on a playground merry-go-round for his photo shoot...

4EST Shades Floating Wood Sunglasses

$49.99 from Amazon »

They come from the 4EST, but these wood sunglasses have no problem heading to the ocean, lake, or river too. Made from real maple, the wayfarers are lightweight and low-density, so if you drop them in the water, they'll...

War Bowl

Wow, this War Bowl looks sharp in more ways than one. And the next time you need to stick 'em with the pointy end and Needle is nowhere to be found, a War Bowl to the face seems like it would be a pretty good alternative...

Laundry Bag Backpack

$32.99 from Amazon »

College may be about learning knowledge, but it's also about learning to be a pack mule. On any given day you're lugging a backpack brimming with books and tech, hauling boxes in and out of dorms and apartments, or schlepping...

Retro Fanny Pack Hats

$19.99 from Amazon »

Totally rad, dude, I just found the perfect fanny pack hat to wear to lunch at the Saved By the Max pop-up when I'm in LA next week. Neon pink with blue patterning that falls somewhere between tribal symbols and a Pac-Man...

Dango Coin Capsule

Coins. What a pain in my ass. Piles of them overflow various dishes and trays around my condo, smirking at me from behind their hugely disproportionate ratio of weight and manageability to value. Even the quarter suck...

Dirty Body Spray

$43.90 from Amazon »

Need to appear more rugged and manly? A few spritzes of Dirty Body Spray will make you look like a mechanic and volunteer firefighter who just finished the World's Toughest Mudder. Scent choices include Pitmaster and...

Do Not Draw a Penis Tea Towel

What happens when you launch an online, AI-interactive doodle program called Do Not Draw a Penis? Yessir. You get yourself over 10,000 doodles of penises. Five thousand of which you consolidate onto these lovely red and...

Neko Cup Cat Mold - Put a Cat on It

$27 from Koncent »

Use a Neko Cup cat mold to build yourself a whole beach of sand CATsles. Maybe a nice Raspberry Ragdoll-O Salad. Or just use Morii Yuka's cute kitty molds as sculptures, beige, black, or white pieces of home decor that...

Bose Frames Open-Ear Audio & AR Sunglasses

$199 - $228 from Amazon »

I thought for sure Bose Frames, the sound mack's new audio sunglasses, would be bone conduction shades, but nope. Bose has something else up their sleeve to shove down our canals: open-ear audio courtesy of miniaturized...

IPA Lot When I Drink T-Shirt

$14.99 from Amazon »

Normally I hate IPA, but I'll take a pint in its punniest of pun form on this IPA Lot When I Drink T-shirt. And here I thought I'd already seen all the best beer gifts...

Men's One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit

$35.99 from Amazon »

Thanos may finally get his wish of wiping out half the world's population if enough dudes don a men's one-piece Thanos swimsuit this summer. And I thought the ladies' version was disturbing. But I guess as the great Titan...