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Keiri Belt Bra

$230 Are You Ami »

The Keiri Bra, a bra that looks like a belt, right down to the way it "cinches" ladies' bust lines by squishing, squashing, and smashing their boobies flat. Now, I get why ladies might want support and containment in...

Electric Guitar Scissors

$27 - $42 Amazon »

What better to shred with than a pair of Electric Guitar Scissors? Yeah, OK, a paper shredder. But what if you want to do it by hand, show off your craft, prove you're a real virtuoso? Put the Electric Guitar Scissors...

Skull Sandals

$15.99 - $24.99 Amazon »

Squishy, spiny, toothy, fruity, and now spooky. Cartoonish sandals are making a run for the Shoe of the Summer, or perhaps Shoe of the Shower, title. These Skull Sandals are one-piece molded EVA slides suitable for wear...

Hollow Massage Sandals & Shower Shoes

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I don't think these hollow-soled massage sandals / shower shoes were 3D printed, but they sure do look like they belong at a family reunion with footwear that was. Zellerfelds. The Cryptide Adidas 4DFWDs. But, hey, if...

Denim Bikinis

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You might look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Hot." I, however, look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Don't forget the Redneck Boot Sandals, ladies!" Don't get me wrong, I too find them...well, some of them...reasonably...

Lacoste Netflix Polo Shirt Collection

$120 Netflix »

The Lacoste Crocodile has gotten a makeover. Eight of them, actually, courtesy of Netflix and its series Stranger Things, The Witcher, Bridgerton, Shadow & Bone, Sex Education, Lupin, Money Heist, and Elite...

Nintendo Baby Teethers

$9.95 Amazon »

I mean, I know Game Boys and NES controllers aren't common household items anymore, but won't giving your kids Nintendo Baby Teethers teach them to chew on all your handheld gaming devices and video game console accessories?...

Hostage Tape - Mouth Tape for Better Sleep

We've always known mouth breathers are weirdos, but according to Hostage Tape, they are also the worst snorers. Sleep apnea and low blood oxygen levels plague them too. So maybe it's the never getting a good night's sleep...

Loewe Pixelated Clothing

$590 - $3,400 Loewe »

No, not Lowe's. Unfortunately, because then the Pixelated Clothing collection might be reasonably priced and rugged enough to hang drywall in. But this is Loewe, Spanish luxury fashion house, and designers of 8bit denim...

Denim Thong Underwear

$34 Etsy »

I particularly like that the Denim Thong Underwear have the words, "Do what you love" printed on the right side of their wearer's crotch. Inspiration, and motivation, for ladies who might wonder if they should be having...

Banana Flip-Flops

$21.99 Amazon »

These Banana Flip-Flops better be non-slip. On the outside and on the inside. Because they may be fruity and fun to look at, but if this dude is going to wear a bunch of bananas on his feet, I need a guarantee they're...

QuietFrames - Visual-Noise-Cancelling Glasses

$299 QuietFrames »

QuietFrames are for when there are too many sights to behold, too many stimuli catching your eye, too much visual noise. QuietFrames are Swedish-designed eyeglasses that claim to be an "innovation for visual noise reduction."...

Wearable Turtle Shell Pillow

$92.99 Amazon »

OK, despite what I thought yesterday, a Wearable Turtle Shell Pillow is way better than a TRUFF x Super Mario Bros. Hot Sauce collaboration when you're talking finest of nods to the finest of franchises. Especially if...

The PACK Legging - Yoga Pants for Dog Moms

Not only are The Gentle Pit's PACK Leggings a terRUFFic redesign of yoga pants to better suit dog moms, but The Gentle Pit itself is a company full of empawthy and good-dog deeds. Let's start with the latter...

Pokeboo Packable Rain Boots

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You checked the weather before you left for your trip / hike / commute, but still, halfway in, the sky yells, Pokeboo! and unleashes a downpour. Good thing you can Pokeboo! right back if you've got your Pokeboo Packable...

Classic Whip SPF 30 Sunscreen Mousse

$22 Vacation »

Use a tennis-ball-sized swirl of Classic Whip SPF 30 sunscreen mousse to protect all the exposed surfaces of your body from UV rays. Then, depending on what you got, use some tennis- / volley- / beach-ball-sized swirls...

Suicoke Padri Sandals

$125 Suicoke »

It's officially spring, so naturally I am champin' at the bit to get to summer. These Suicoke Padri Sandals are about as summer-ready as they come, with a cush, walk-to-the-pool contoured footbed, and rubber sole sporting...

Bellroy All-Conditions Card Pocket

$79 Bellroy »

Though Bellory calls it an All-Conditions Card Pocket, the "All-Conditions" part indicates this minimalist, water-resistant case is up for carrying any small, condition-sensitive pieces of EDC. Like a Roadie folding knife...

PDW Versa Bear Travel Bottles

B**ch better have my...shampoo, conditioner, and body wash. Honey, soy, and sriracha too, if you opt to use the PDW Versa Bear Travel Bottle set for condiments and sauces on a gourmet camping trip, or to stock your AirBnB...

Swoveralls Swovie Shorts

$97.99 Amazon »

As summer approaches, it's time to start thinking about putting away the sweatpants, putting away the overalls, and, awww, putting away the Swoveralls. But cry not, my dudes and ladies, because as the cold weather and...

Lusso Cloud Scenario Comfort Slide

$65 Amazon »

I know what a cloud is, and I think "lusso" means "luxe" or "lavish" in Italian, so if wearing a pair of Lusso Cloud's Scenario Comfort Slide feels like walking on a luxe or lavish cloud, then...well, don't sign me up...

Earwax Cleaner Tool Set

$2.94 Amazon »

Time for some spring cleaning! Dust off the fans. Mop up the snow-mucked floors. Hose down the patio furniture. And dig out all the built-up earwax from your auditory canals. Here's a little Earwax Cleaner Tool Set to...

Vajacial Mask

$49 Amazon »

A Vajacial Mask? What in the Gwyneth goop is that?! No, that was rhetorical, don't explain it to me. The name says it all. And, hey, what's wrong with a lady giving herself a little soothing and hydrating spa treatment...

Nail Grooming Kit

$14.99 Amazon »

I'm not grossed out by this nail grooming kit - this extensive nail grooming kit - per se, but...gah! Did they have to make a photo compilation of all the gross-out things you can do with the different tools in it? Including...