Zombie Stitch Necklace
The living and the undead are vastly different creatures. But one thing holds true... zombie snitches get zombie stitches. This choker acts as a suture across a non-existent gash in your neck undoubtedly given to you for your insolence in doing your zombie chores.
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Lost Souls Gothic Skull Chair
Ah, a chance to get inside another man's head. Or lady's. Actually, the Lady Lost Souls Gothic Skull Chairs are made 4" bigger in diameter to accurately depict real male-female skull ratios. On average ladies' skulls...
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ZipStitch - Close Wounds Without Stitches
If I had a gaping laceration on my leg, and someone handed me a ZipStitch kit and told me my options were to treat myself for free, or go to the hospital and spend $500 on stitches, I'm pretty sure I'd pick...passing...
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Skullduggery Skeleton Toilet Brush
I wonder what this skull did while he was living to get the sentence of cleaning toilets in his afterlife. Probably went over to his buddy's place and made a beeline for the bathroom after downing a wad of sausages with...
Sexy TRON Outfit
Wise shoppers know that when buying a gift, you should choose something for the recipient that you would never choose to buy for yourself. In that vein, this smokin' hot, 12-gauge clear plastic TRON corset lined with...
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Han Solo in Carbonite Inflatable Costume
Find out exactly what it feels like to be carbon-frozen this Halloween with a Han Solo in Carbonite inflatable costume. Here's hoping the costume's 100% nylon construction will place you in the same type of non-lethal...
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Pirate Ship Party Bucket
I'm not gonna do it. I'll look at the Pirate Ship Party Bucket, and I'll tell you about the Pirate Ship Party Bucket, but I'm not gonna...arrrgghhh! Shiver me timbers, it's just too harrrgghhhd not to! This ice chest...
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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
Are you prepared to fight for the survival and integrity of family, friends, and the human race in apocalyptic combat with the ambulatory dead? In other words, do you want to buy a 7-piece set of gut-ripping knives and...
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Fear Mongering: The 10 Scariest Halloween Masks
The fear factor of these scary Halloween masks lies somewhere between disturbing and spine-chilling. Between nightmares for the night and nightmares for the month. Between Ugh, what is that? and CAN. NOT. UN. SEE. I'm...
Zombie Apocalypse Bedding
Think about those nights you bolt upright in bed, heart racing, salty with cold sweat, awakened from a nightmare just before you meet your final doom. Now think about the rush of relief you feel as you take in the solitude...
Arkham Harley Quinn Costume
Cartoons and reality have met, merged, and are now calling out to your carn(iv)al sensibilities. Sinister, hard-edged, Brooklyn-tongued Harley Quinn makes the likes of animated wet dreams Jessica Rabbit and Holli Wood...
Flayed Flesh Garters
Take peek-a-boo garters to the next level: peek-a-boo blood vessels and layers of muscle tissue, courtesy of open-wound prostheses and stocking accoutrements from Etsy's Meaghan O'Keefe. A pair of unpainted latex prostheses...
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Life-Size Human Eyeball Ring
In looking through the listing for this life-size human eyeball ring on Amazon, the first thing I noticed is that it isn't the only life-size human eyeball you can buy on Amazon. I don't know why I was surprised...