Turntable Ring

By: on November 25, 2011
Turntable Ring
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This Christmas, give a turntable ring to your favorite 50-something frenemy along with a copy of A Visit from the Goon Squad, and grab a front row seat for the launch Mid-Life Crisis Part II. The record is even made of real vinyl, and the arm is movable to promote hours of tinkering, succumbing to nostalgia, and sinking into the throes of depression whilst humming Allman Brothers and Smiths deep cuts. Alternatively, don one on your own middle finger, and ignite simultaneous rage and envy flipping hipsters the bird at Johnny Cash cover band shows and barista championships.