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Scented Peanut Butter Blossom Necklace

By: on December 24, 2014
$27.99
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Peanut Butter Blossoms. They've been a standard in my mama's Christmas cookie repertoire for as long as I've had enough teeth to eat Christmas cookies. I think that basically makes me an expert on what they're supposed to look and smell like, and while I haven't smelled this scented Peanut Butter Blossom necklace I can attest that it looks 100% real enough to eat. I bet you could leave it on a plate with a Snickerdoodle and a Gingerbread Man and easily trick a kid or a fat person into taking a bite.

The Peanut Butter Blossom necklace is crafted from polymer clay and gloss, with its trademark Hershey's Kiss stuck in the center and whatever chemical concoction they've necromanced into the scent of peanut butter and childhood injected all around. The hyperrealistic cookie dangles from an 18" sterling silver ball chain. The charm itself, sadly, has not be scaled to actual PB Blossom size, but measures 0.5" tall x 0.75" in diameter.

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