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Tuesday, November 6, 2012
$49 from Etsy »

From the depths of the oceanic abyss, the Kraken emerges. He crawls into your bed as you slumber, creeping up your leg, tentacles enveloping your torso as he makes his way north, closer and closer, readying his inescapable...

Friday, November 25, 2011
$351 from OYE Modern »

This Christmas, give a turntable ring to your favorite 50-something frenemy along with a copy of A Visit from the Goon Squad, and grab a front row seat for the launch Mid-Life Crisis Part II. The record is even made of real...

Thursday, September 26, 2013
$39.99 from Amazon »

Show off the mass transit lines and routes of the city where you live--or wish you lived--with these Metro Cuffs by Designhype. Chicago's L, New York's Subway, London's Tube, Paris' Metro, and Milan and Berlin's...whatever they call their intracity trains on tracks...all depict accurate imprints of each urban hub's contribution to the world of not sitting behind a wheel in traffic. I wish these...

Tuesday, September 11, 2012
$28.80 from That's Pretty »

Here's a little bloody something for Halloween. Or any day you're feeling morbid. And while at first I thought the Out for Blood bracelet was made from the cheap rubbery plastic stuff my sister used to melt into amoebic jewelry...

Monday, October 3, 2011
Sold Out from Amazon »

We used to call these "ghetto blaster" watches when I was a kid. Sounds a little racist now. Actually, saying it sounds racist is a little racist, but in and of itself, it isn't racist. I digress. It's a watch made to look...

Tuesday, March 20, 2012
$60 from Etsy »

Say hello to Zombie Jesus, replete with putrefying flesh, and oozy bloody matter. This Easter, you may want to think twice before taking communion. Etsy vendor ChewsBrains (awesome, right?) hand carves the Lord's face, teeth, and neck, and then lovingly hand paints them with acrylic to achieve the daintily morbid masterpiece that will render your bosom even more captivating than it already is....

Saturday, June 30, 2012
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It's wearable life energy, courtesy of Stephanie Williams' Diablo Health Orb Necklaces. She stealthily scours the Arena, capturing slain monsters' unclaimed floating rewards, and then suspends them in silver plated pendants...

Friday, July 27, 2012
$160 from Supermarket »

For 8-ball macs, pool hall hustlers, and billiards champ groupies (uh, the three of you who exist). Eleanor Salazar carves each of her rings from a real pool ball in right-angle or rounded form. No two are identical, and dimensions...

Friday, June 1, 2012

Just when I thought the whimsically crowd-pleasing mustache had danced its way onto every medium on the block, Smiling SilverSmith introduces one more. A wraparound mustache finger ring. But not only that. A wraparound mustache...

Monday, October 31, 2011
$69 from Etsy »

A scene from a scary movie is sculpted in polymer clay under a glass dome and you can wear it on your finger. The perfect goth inspired engagement ring perhaps? Certainly a terrific conversation piece at the very least....

Tuesday, January 24, 2012
$240 from Lost at E Minor »

The Bear Trap necklace. For when you need a little help landing that burly, bearded, beer-guzzlin', F-150-nuzzlin', buck-poppin', wood-choppin', bar-brawl-squelchin', Star-Spangled-Banner-belchin' homosexual in Carhartts and...

Sunday, June 24, 2012
Sold Out from Etsy »

Abe Lincoln isn't the only one who can spout off at the mouth about his entirely fabricated vampire hunting adventures. I can make shit up just as well as a dead president. For example, I scored this set of vamper fangs a...

Monday, February 11, 2013
$15 from Etsy »

Hey, an all-blue Rubik's Cube. I think I could maybe solve that kind. Aw man, it's only 2D. And it's a pendant. Strikes 1 and 2. Then again, a pendant doesn't require solving at all. A pendant requires no intellectual fortitude...

Thursday, September 29, 2011
$225 from Noir Jewelry »

Having the whole world in your hand is great, but Gotham City around your finger is something few can claim to have. The Ring is solid brass plated in Gunmetal and has Cubic Zirconia stones that make up the windows of the...

Sunday, April 29, 2012
$22.75 from Galibardy »

The Skeleton King and his sword are here to protect your honor, your purity, and your Pointer, Tallman, and Ringman. (Sorry, Pinky, but the English are responsible for this triple knuckle duster. If you want your own oversized...

Wednesday, August 22, 2012
$16 from Etsy »

A necklace with punch (oh, come on, if I hadn't said it, everyone else would have). Two flavors of punch, to be exact: the Hadouken ↓, ↘, → kind, and the lights-out, indigo-blue-glowing kind. Street Fighter's...

Tuesday, July 3, 2012
$255 from Etsy »

Does wearing this persuasion of winged creature on our middle fingers make flipping someone the bird an act of goodwill? When the angels on our shoulders travel south and set up shop on Tallman, is the urge to raise him in...

Wednesday, November 2, 2011
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If you're going to have a trippy terrarium ring protruding 3 inches from your finger, it may as well be filled with characters from the most bizarre tale of an acid trip ever passed for children's literature. Too bad this...

Saturday, October 27, 2012
$14 from Etsy »

Critical Hit Collectibles, likewise purveyor of the Glowing Hadouken Necklace from Street Fighter and the Glowing Life Bar Necklace from The Legend of Zelda, releases their latest neck candy, this time 8-bit Super Mario Bros....

Monday, April 2, 2012
$500 from Custom Made »

Who'da thunk a ring flaunting a Crayola yellow chicken roasting over an open flame would be in the repertoire of a museum-quality jewelry designer and metalworker? And really, in what frame of mind must creator Andy Cooperman...

Wednesday, January 4, 2012
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Skulls used to symbolize death and mayhem, but now we have zombies and vampires and the possibility of a Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary tour to symbolize death and mayhem, so today skulls are just cute, cuddly little macabre...

Friday, September 2, 2011
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A smaller cuter version of the always lovable psychopath Jason Voorhees. Complete with signature hockey mask and machete, this Crystal Lake resident hopes to find a safe home between a nice set of breasts....

Sunday, October 2, 2011
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ET will be wrapped around your finger... his goofy looking head at least. I feel like I should come up with some kind of phone home joke here, but... I'm not every sitcom on television right now, so I'll pass....