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Flayed Flesh GartersPaul Bierker is a formally educated designer with a BFA in Jewelry Design and Graphic Design, and a BAMF in handcrafted Star Wars jewelry. Even I might wear a ladies' sapphire and diamond ring if it also looked like the head...
If your special someone is really that special, you won't just give them a ring, you'll give them a ring from a bazillion years ago! A ring that symbolizes how grand, vast, and enduring your love is. A ring that proves the...
To use the sundial ring, hold it upright to align one of its 3 reference lines straight up. Calibrate to your time zone by using the reference line corresponding to to your latitude (i.e., northern cities use a different line than southern cities.) Rotate the dial to bring the hole alongside the current date--month of the year, plus beginning/middle/end of month--and then, holding the ring between...
Dude, I am such a sucker for things that regale and mesmerize without requiring me to determine which geometric proofs or laws of physics or wonders of nature make them work. That's why I fare so much better with optical illusions...
August 2013 Update: Thanks to crowdfunding campaigns, concept products are making their segues into reality much quicker these days. Two years ago, the Ring Clock emerged from a Moving Innovation challenge set forth by CGSociety.org....
If I killed dead a being of pure hatred and encapsulated it in its lantern, I'd take the rupees from the Poe Collector for it rather than let it dangle from my neck so dangerously close to my heart. Poe Souls can restore health, but they can damage it too. And I'm already damaged enough. However, Hylians still in peak form, or those who like tempting fate by wearing dangerous necklaces, will probably...
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating Systems now come in finger-sized. GLaDOS rings make it easy for all to show off their loyalty to the eye of Portal's most beloved piece of sociopathic artificial intelligence. Created by...
I guess I've been in a serious relationship with Jack Daniels for long enough now that I'm willing to don his ring and announce it to the world. Especially a ring as slick as this one. Check out the genuine used JD white oak...
Moonglow Rings take minimalistic colored and metal bands on a trip through classic sci-fi adventures when the lights go out. Though Black Badger Advanced Composites' glow-in-the-dark finger décor comes from Sweden, not outer...
Kinekt's Gear Ring reminds me of that ditty "The Wheels on the Bus" except, unlike the song, the ring has a fully integrated design of micro-precision, stainless steel gears instead of rubber tires that go round and round...
If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers' (absolutely, 100% legal) handheld bolt of pure spectral power counts amongst its marketable skills the ability to: Sear through ornery plastic, pop bitch-ass balloons, burn continuously, 24/7, without sustaining damage to its laser diode, function in 9 different operating modes, including Strobe, Constant Wave, SOS, Beacon, and Tactical Hibernation, emit 0.25 Lux of light at a distance of 6,856 meters, turn anyone it hits in the eye at a distance of 149 meters or less into Ray Charles, minus the musical talent and soul.
And if that weren't enough to get it laid every day for the duration of its 5,000+-hour serviceable life, Guinness is currently testing the S3 Arctic for the official title of World's Most Powerful Laser.
The S3 Arctic Series Laser resides in an aircraft grade aluminum chassis that's smaller than a standard flashlight.
Raul Souza's cleaver ring is what you use to threaten children who can't keep their hands to themselves when time out, grounding, and public humiliation cease to have an effect. Of course the ol' finger-sized-butcher's-knife-and-fake-blood...
Robert Downey Jr. is almost as cool as Tony Stark, and the fact that RDJ is wearing the Iron Man Magtitan New Legend Power Bands while playing Tony Stark in the new Avengers movie, and the Power Bands ThinkGeek is selling...
The next generation of bottle opener rings settles into a titanium home. With roommates. Designer Bruce Boone has thrown ultra-sharp twins Straight Blade and Serrated Blade, wily bad boy, Saw, and ...yahtzee!...the dapper...
Sterling silver, copper, and the aura of someone up to no good. Maybe a psycho chef. A sociopathic sadist. Your mom. (Zing! It's like Patrick Stewart. It never gets old.) Those are the primary components of jewelry shop Arrok's...
Carbon fiber for your personal hygiene, carbon fiber for your personal safety, and carbon fiber for your personal style. Black Badger's Dark Matter rings are made of solid, F1-quality carbon fiber plate, with each piece hand-faceted...
Can you play the ocarina? Yeah, me neither. I took piano lessons when I was a kid, but after I learned the Top Gun anthem and the theme from Jurassic Park and then refused to play anything else my teacher suggested we part...
I'm from the Price Is Right generation. We like to roll the dice and spin the wheel. Also, I'm kind of into pretending I'm a 6'7" impenetrable warlord with webbed toes that assist me in making skilled water escapes. Also...
I like the idea of the Force being with me, but I also like the idea of stuff. With one of these Star Wars rings I will still be able to envision and harness the power of an intangible Force, but, more importantly, I'll be...
Ladies, if you're wondering what dudes will say when you enter the room wearing a pair of Alanya Divine's custom-made silver elf ear cuffs, the answer is, "Yes, please." You like them for their craftily shaped argentium silver...
My mama says this sloth ring reminds her of me, and although I'm not exactly sure what that means, based on my extensive knowledge of the movie Seven, which I discussed at great length over beers with an abnormally high ABV...
My Zombie Apocalypse plan is to collect things like hand grenades and hacksaws and tins of beans, and then collect them all in miniature charm versions to wear on a bracelet or necklace. Like, so I can show them off handily...
I really like it when people repurpose things. Like when they turn shipping containers into houses or whipped cream into bikinis. And although this piston looks kind of angry and dead in its skullified iteration, I still give...
I've never cared much for the word "Claddagh." It sounds like a combination of too many different scary female body parts and sexually transmitted diseases. But the rings themselves are alright if you're into, like, announcing...
Will you name the fire breather coiled around your ear Viserion, Rhaegal, or Drogon? Add a little Daenerys Targaryen to your wardrobe with a menacing, yet somehow cuddly-loooking Dragon Wrap Earring. Its tail extends through...
Time Machine Jewelry interprets TARDIS approaching the Untempered Schism in this steampunk-esque pendant hanging from a 20" chain. Stare into the hypnotizing movement and gears of its vintage silver and gold pocket watches...
Christmas: Over. Valentine's Day: Dammit! Still to come. But get your wife/girlfriend/favorite cheese girl at the Whole Foods a Star Wars Death Star Heart Necklace, and you'll both check another gift off your list and make...
The living and the undead are vastly different creatures. But one thing holds true... zombie snitches get zombie stitches. This choker acts as a suture across a non-existent gash in your neck undoubtedly given to you for your...
New York, Arizona, Texas, Alabama, it's time to represent. Brent Emily bends and molds state quarters into custom rings for all Americans, as well as residents of Puerto Rico, Guam, and California, with homeland pride. Coins'...
From ashes to ashes...to bedazzled ashes. Gone are the days of keeping the deceased in our hearts. In their place? Keeping the deceased around our fingers, atop our wrists, or dangling from our necks. LifeGem diamonds are...
The months leading up to Resident Evil 6's anticipated November 2012 release should be filled with wishful speculation, ripples of spoilers, and inexplicable urges to quell the suspense by amassing random bits of RE merch....
When it comes to living things, are you more into cultivating them, or popping them in the jaw? Icelandic industrial designer Hafsteinn Juliusson's live grass knuckles are brilliantly executed wearable flora for the half of...
Cloud Strife needs some help wielding his massive Buster Sword and Zack seems to be busy at the moment. Want to wear it around your neck? Chainmail mastro Michelle has hand woven a 23" gunmetal chain to support its hefty length...
It's the relationship and commitment hairshirt! Currently available in "Always" and "Marry me", Inner Message Rings are the perfect way to say, "If you really love me, you'll wear this ring that never stops gouging your flesh...
Where did you grow up? Where's the greatest place you've ever been? Where did you bury your AC Slater acid washed pleated jeans for safe keeping? Where was your first kiss with Elle MacPherson...'s photo on the cover of the...
Show off the mass transit lines and routes of the city where you live--or wish you lived--with these Metro Cuffs by Designhype. Chicago's L, New York's Subway, London's Tube, Paris' Metro, and Milan and Berlin's...whatever...
Communication, so the saying goes, is key. How appropriate then for the bilinguists of the Galactic Republic to provide us with this Translator Ring, a finger-sized key to communicating with the Huttese. Imagine how Jabba...
Do you really want to irritate your wife? Then demand that this be your wedding ring. Why not? Kind of makes a statement to would be criminals too. You're a dude wearing a black steel ring... you're a dude not to be messed...
When you can't remember if Mama said you can't hurry love, or if Mama said knock you out, it's best to cover all bases. These gleaming symbols of betrothal let everyone you encounter know you are blissfully off the market...
Best friend relationships are difficult. It seems there always has to be a leader and a follower. How these roles are formed is a question best left to someone other then me. But these two, pee and poo, seem to have it figured...
Oh, I see what they did. Put a knife on the knight's helmet where the plume usually goes. So it looks less dashing and, er, girly and more likely to leave numerous scars on its wearer. No, I'm sorry, make that its Fantasy...
Here's a clever solution for men who want to hide that they're married without taking off their wedding ring: finger camo! "I swear I had it on the whole night, but no one seemed to see it...." Laid over a titanium band to...
Like the Titanium Utility Ring, Bruce Boone's Titanium Handcuff Ring owns a slot in his Laser Cut Series of jewelry. The mini finger cuff precisely matches a full-size bad (or naughty) guy restraint, and even opens and closes...
Where on earth are there enough spent bullets lying around to support the production of an entire line of jewelry? Detroit? St. Louis? Probably, but now where on earth does the local population also have the artistic vision...
How many bobcats did this guy have to kill just for these rings? Who cares... it's worth it, because these are awesome. Great for punching people in the face and scaring off every woman that has a visual on you because......
The irony is, whomever you present this little trinket of awesome to is going to rip your head off as soon as the meaning sets in. Still, it's so flippin' clever and amusing, the resultant shouting match, firing, divorce...
Tiny, intricate and detailed. How someone has the patience to do this, I don't know. You have to have very small, steady hands to get into this kind of work I'd imagine. Maybe it's the same person who did this nano origami....
Do you trust your girlfriend or wife? Implicitly? If you're going to let her own these, then you damn well better because she could slice your fat face up real nice and quick with these bad boys. OR she could give you a very...
Sophisticated. Elegant. Open Source. The iNecklace is a gorgeously machined aluminum pendant with a subtle pulsating LED. Perfect for the playa or with Prada. Made for women who celebrate art, science, engineering and great...
From the depths of the oceanic abyss, the Kraken emerges. He crawls into your bed as you slumber, creeping up your leg, tentacles enveloping your torso as he makes his way north, closer and closer, readying his inescapable...
This Christmas, give a turntable ring to your favorite 50-something frenemy along with a copy of A Visit from the Goon Squad, and grab a front row seat for the launch Mid-Life Crisis Part II. The record is even made of real...
Here's a little bloody something for Halloween. Or any day you're feeling morbid. And while at first I thought the Out for Blood bracelet was made from the cheap rubbery plastic stuff my sister used to melt into amoebic jewelry...
We used to call these "ghetto blaster" watches when I was a kid. Sounds a little racist now. Actually, saying it sounds racist is a little racist, but in and of itself, it isn't racist. I digress. It's a watch made to look...
Say hello to Zombie Jesus, replete with putrefying flesh, and oozy bloody matter. This Easter, you may want to think twice before taking communion. Etsy vendor ChewsBrains (awesome, right?) hand carves the Lord's face, teeth...
It's wearable life energy, courtesy of Stephanie Williams' Diablo Health Orb Necklaces. She stealthily scours the Arena, capturing slain monsters' unclaimed floating rewards, and then suspends them in silver plated pendants...
Just when I thought the whimsically crowd-pleasing mustache had danced its way onto every medium on the block, Smiling SilverSmith introduces one more. A wraparound mustache finger ring. But not only that. A wraparound mustache...
For 8-ball macs, pool hall hustlers, and billiards champ groupies (uh, the three of you who exist). Eleanor Salazar carves each of her rings from a real pool ball in right-angle or rounded form. No two are identical, and dimensions...
Abe Lincoln isn't the only one who can spout off at the mouth about his entirely fabricated vampire hunting adventures. I can make shit up just as well as a dead president. For example, I scored this set of vamper fangs a...
Hey, an all-blue Rubik's Cube. I think I could maybe solve that kind. Aw man, it's only 2D. And it's a pendant. Strikes 1 and 2. Then again, a pendant doesn't require solving at all. A pendant requires no intellectual fortitude...
A scene from a scary movie is sculpted in polymer clay under a glass dome and you can wear it on your finger. The perfect goth inspired engagement ring perhaps? Certainly a terrific conversation piece at the very least....
The Bear Trap necklace. For when you need a little help landing that burly, bearded, beer-guzzlin', F-150-nuzzlin', buck-poppin', wood-choppin', bar-brawl-squelchin', Star-Spangled-Banner-belchin' homosexual in Carhartts and...
Having the whole world in your hand is great, but Gotham City around your finger is something few can claim to have. The Ring is solid brass plated in Gunmetal and has Cubic Zirconia stones that make up the windows of the...
The Skeleton King and his sword are here to protect your honor, your purity, and your Pointer, Tallman, and Ringman. (Sorry, Pinky, but the English are responsible for this triple knuckle duster. If you want your own oversized...
A necklace with punch (oh, come on, if I hadn't said it, everyone else would have). Two flavors of punch, to be exact: the Hadouken ↓, ↘, → kind, and the lights-out, indigo-blue-glowing kind. Street Fighter's...
Who'da thunk a ring flaunting a Crayola yellow chicken roasting over an open flame would be in the repertoire of a museum-quality jewelry designer and metalworker? And really, in what frame of mind must creator Andy Cooperman...
Critical Hit Collectibles, likewise purveyor of the Glowing Hadouken Necklace from Street Fighter and the Glowing Life Bar Necklace from The Legend of Zelda, releases their latest neck candy, this time 8-bit Super Mario Bros....
Does wearing this persuasion of winged creature on our middle fingers make flipping someone the bird an act of goodwill? When the angels on our shoulders travel south and set up shop on Tallman, is the urge to raise him in...
If you're going to have a trippy terrarium ring protruding 3 inches from your finger, it may as well be filled with characters from the most bizarre tale of an acid trip ever passed for children's literature. Too bad this...
Skulls used to symbolize death and mayhem, but now we have zombies and vampires and the possibility of a Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary tour to symbolize death and mayhem, so today skulls are just cute, cuddly little macabre...
