Jewelry

Carbon Fiber Tire Tread Rings

$140 from Etsy »

Jason Olsen of Venture Custom Shop doesn't just design and make all of his carbon fiber tire tread rings himself, he designs and makes the machinery that makes the rings he makes himself. A CNC machinist and programmer...

The Rings of the Gauntlet of Power

$50 - $1,250 from Shapeways »

Some people find inspiration in nature. Some in music. Or love. Or lust. Jarvis Latteier speaks my kind of inspirational language though, finding his in the universe of Marvel. Here, Latteier has 3D-fabricated his interest...

Lumus Ring

$99 - $130 from Kickstarter »

We've seen rings lined with whiskey barrels, dinosaur bone, and escape tools. But never before has there been one lined with Laser Luminance. Lumus Rings are titanium or carbon fiber outer bands

Shomer-Tec Titanium Escape Ring

$61.44 from Amazon »

Shomer-Tec's Titanium Escape Ring won't just serve as a symbol of your love for and commitment to your wife, it will also get you out of the handcuffs that chick from the hotel bar leaves you in after she Roofies you...

DNA Wedding Rings

Do you love one another enough to entwine double helixes forever? All of LA-based jeweler Takayas' rings and necklaces seem to have some ornate, whimsical, and unabashedly geeky flourish topping what are otherwise dazzling...

Bracelet Flask

Sold Out from Amazon »

Fancy fashion designer Cynthia Rowley made a Flask Bracelet that sold for around $225. You can see it on the lady's wrist in image gallery above. But Braced has made a Bracelet Bangle Flask that's waaaay better than Rowley's...

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Cityscape Rings

$69 - $1,359 from Etsy »

Take your lady on a trip to Paris this year. Or maybe Stockholm. Edinburgh. New York. I hear Charleston is nice. Or if leaving town isn't in the budget, bring the great cities of the world to her...finger. Ola Shekhtman...

Hand-Wrought Damascus Steel & Wood Rings

$475 from Wedgewood Rings »

Steven Wyatt of WedgeWood Rings handcrafts, sands, and polishes every one of his elegant metal and wood combinations to create standout pieces of jewelry that highlight the natural grain and unique characteristics of...

Secret Jewels Hidden Jewelry Candles

$19.92 - $34.95 from Amazon »

Christmas shopping for the ladies: done. Whether it's wife, girlfriend, Mama, Grandma, sister, daughter, or hostess (of one of the holiday parties you're attending, or that other kind in that other place you go to every...

Soundwave Voice Message Art & Jewelry

$89.99 - $599.99 from Soundwave Art »

Love letters. Tattoos. Sext messages. All valid and romantic ways to let them know you care. But none are as unique as a ring engraved with the sound waves produced when you tell them. Record a message you want a loved...

CUFF Notification & 911 Smart Bracelet

$85.99 from Amazon »

Give your lady an extra layer of connectivity and safety when she's on her own...and, OK, feel a little better walking through a sketch area yourself when the two of you are together...with CUFF jewelry. The CUFF bracelet...

QALO Wedding Rings for Athletes

$19.99 from Amazon »

QALO, you win. Best line I've read all month: "After getting married we realized what a nuisance wearing our traditional wedding band was." I know, right? Suddenly women at after-work happy hour are turning down your...

Interchangeable Planets Bracelet

$38 - $40 from Etsy »

Daenerys may have been Drogo's Moon of My Life, but my girlfriend She-Ra: Princess of Power is my entire solar system. So I think I might get her one of these interchangeable planet bracelets for her birthday this year....

Cyberpunk Headpieces

$116.43 from Etsy »

OK Google...uh, I mean...here are a bunch of cyberpunk headpieces to suit futuristic cosplay ventures and desires to wear an ornate conversation piece on your face. Artist and designer Dominic Elvin takes his inspiration...

Tokables - Smokable Bracelets

$15 - $25 from Tokables »

I meant to post about Tokables herb pipe bracelets for 4/20 yesterday but I got distracted by...um...a fat bud. And some poutine this Canadian brought to the office at around 4:28. Have you ever had poutine? Duuuude....

TARDIS Wedding Ring

$1,100 - $3k from Etsy »

Doctor Who's magical, time-traveling police box is pervasive enough in pop culture to have inspired not just one, but two thousand-dollar-plus unique and artisan-crafted diamond rings. Probably more, really, but this...

Black Diamond Castle Ring

If you're too humble to claim the entire solar system--including Pluto--revolves around you, project smaller-scale dominance by becoming King of Theo Fennell's Castle Ring. This intricate, hand-crafted medieval fantasy...

9 Planets Ring with Spinning Meteorite Band

Why should ladies and rappers get all the fancy jewelry? John Biagiotti of Metamorphosis Design believes men should be able to get in on the expensive gifts and signs of baller status too. Men like you and me. Men who...

Diamond Skull Rings

$680 - $4,700 from Etsy »

Diamond skull rings for the alternative crowd. For those who want to emphasize the 'Til death do us part part. For all the neurosurgeons and forensic anthropologists out there. Armed with a Metalsmithing degree from the...

Scented Peanut Butter Blossom Necklace

$27.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Peanut Butter Blossoms. They've been a standard in my mama's Christmas cookie repertoire for as long as I've had enough teeth to eat Christmas cookies. I think that basically makes me an expert on what they're supposed...

Bronze Elfin Dragon Ear Wrap

$89 from Marty Magic »

A higher quality and US-made alternative to this dragon earring, Marty Magic's Elfin Dragon Ear Wrap is cast in bronze and finely detailed with the elegant wings, formidable scales, and flaring nostrils we've come to...

Star Wars Ear Plugs

$24.95 - $44.95 from Etsy »

Ear plugs make me a little queasy. Even those fitted with a painted acrylic AT-AT. Though if you're going to stretch a 1" hole in the middle of your earlobe, it would probably be my #1 choice of things to fill it with....

Clifton Flat Engagement Ring Case

$90 - $109 from Clifton »

Not that I would ever agree to shackle myself to the soul-sucking institution of marriage, but if a lady were to ask for my hand I guess I would at least pretend to think about it if she presented my ring (made of meteorites...

Beetlewing Jewelry

$15 - $25 from Etsy »

Yes they're real beetle wings. From the iridescent Elytra Sternocera beetle of Thailand. Apparently beetlewing art is a traditional form of jewelry making once widely practiced throughout ancient Asia. And now widely...

Kinematics 3D Printed Necklace

$125 from Moma Store »

If you really want to lay the romance on thick, tell your girlfriend this Kinematics smooth black necklace you're presenting her was 3D printed layer by layer using selective laser sintering. She'll be instant sex slave...

Sterling Silver Bat Skeleton Necklace

$9k from Etsy »

Flowers and diamonds are alright, but if you really want to get laid tonight you'll give her a sterling silver bat skeleton necklace. At least that's what Bruce Wayne told me. Los Angeles designer Stephanie Inagaki calls...

Batman v Superman Ring

$250 - $300 from Custom Made »

As the DC Cinematic Universe plans to do in 2016, Matt Watkins of Earthforge combines the Batman and Superman logos in this sterling silver Batman v Superman ring. And like all items sold through online marketplace Custom...

Laser Cut Pop Culture Necklaces

$12.95 - $26.95 from Inspiring Jewelry »

Acrylic and mirror plastic are laser cut into comic book, gaming, and TV series favorites in these swell shiny necklaces. The danglers come as both singles and Friendship doubles--2 chains holding halves of the same image...

Capt. Jules' Extraordinary Telescope Ring

$9.99 from ThinkGeek »

I don't really need another cast metal telescoping ring fashioned in the steampunk style, but I can be convinced to buy pretty much anything for the right price. And at half off/$9.99 at printing, Captain Jules' Extraordinary...

Transformers Engagement Rings

Discontinued

Are you more of an Autobot or a Decepticon? No, wait, let's back up. Are you more of a normal person or a gigantic geek? If the second, then please proceed with answering the first question. And regardless of what that...

Uzi Ring

Flashy diamonds, fat rings, and firing machines: the Uzi ring is a thug's dream. And though designer Jason of Beverly Hills lists it in his jewelry for gents section, he points out there is no reason thugesses can't sport...

Fidget Rings

$23 - $55 from Fidget »

Maybe you fidget because you're anxious. Because you're bored. Because you have ADHD. Because you're 5 minutes away from walking into the biggest interview of your life. Because you just drank 11 cups of coffee. Now fidgeters...

Xenomorph Folding Knuckle Duster Ring

$65 from Etsy »

A xenomorph is a pretty good choice for a knuckle duster topper I think. According to Wikipedia, these types of Aliens, unlike many others pitted against humans in the sci-fi genre, "do not have a technological civilization...

Shark Ring

$600 from Etsy »

The full name of the Dan's Magic Custom Jewelry shark ring is Huge Shark Ring. I'd like to add the word "ass" in there too. Huge Ass Shark Ring. Really. It sits about 3/4" off the finger and, due to its formidable girth...

McWhinney Active Wedding Rings

$825 - $3,750 from McWhinney Designs »

Jeff McWhinney designs wedding rings for men who move. Like a little more than from their desk to the john, the car to the house, and the couch to the fridge. Hikers, golfers, climbers, weight lifters, even really intense...

TARDIS Ring

$1,075 - $3,850 from Etsy »

This is a man's ring. And by "man" I mean...I have no idea what I mean. I've got respect for the Doctor and his ride and all, but a TARDIS ring the size of the average male's left nut even before you go inside? I think...

Lock Pick Earrings

Discontinued

I don't know if I'd be more turned on by or afraid of a girl wearing lock pick earrings. I mean, if she knows how to use them, that's hot. But if she knows how to use them...uh...I mean I have like $1,200 in unpaid parking...

USS Enterprise Ring

$595 - $3,890 from Etsy »

A USS Enterprise engagement ring is what happens when true love collides with the reluctant decision to propose to some chick. As a male with a basic appreciation for the Star Trek TV series and movies, plus a deep respect...

Dragon Rings

$2,249 - $4,259 from Etsy »

Holy Daenerys Mother of Dragons. If I ever propose marriage, or more likely if I ever need to bribe a girl, a ring whose gem is mounted on fire-breathing beasts of fantasy is definitely the one I'm using to do it. ArtMasters...

Interlocking LEGO Rings

$80 - $150 from Etsy »

In stark contrast to how I feel about bellybuttons, if I got one of Shannon Conrad's interlocking LEGO rings, I would much rather have an outie than an innie....

50 Pearl-Laden Oysters

$90 from Ali Express »

Simultaneously the most thoughtful and disgusting gift a girl could ever get. Each of these 50 freshwater oysters is guaranteed to have a real, 6mm to 7mm round akoya pearl inside. But here's the catch: uh, the pearls...

Diamond Ring Candles

$24.95 from Diamond Candles »

Diamond Candles makes candles (duh) with embedded diamonds (du...really?) Each candle is guaranteed to contain a sparkly ring for its burner to discover as the wax diminishes. Granted, they're not all diamonds, and they're...

Designer Star Wars Jewelry

$42 - $4,950 from Etsy »

Paul Bierker is a formally educated designer with a BFA in Jewelry Design and Graphic Design, and a BAMF in handcrafted Star Wars jewelry. Even I might wear a ladies' sapphire and diamond ring if it also looked like the...

Sundial Ring

$28.99 from Amazon »

To use the sundial ring, hold it upright to align one of its 3 reference lines straight up. Calibrate to your time zone by using the reference line corresponding to to your latitude (i.e., northern cities use a different...

Meteorite & Dinosaur Bone Rings

$387 - $1,749 from Etsy »

If your special someone is really that special, you won't just give them a ring, you'll give them a ring from a bazillion years ago! A ring that symbolizes how grand, vast, and enduring your love is. A ring that proves...

Miniature Weapons Jewelry

$73 - $128 from Etsy »

Sterling silver, copper, and the aura of someone up to no good. Maybe a psycho chef. A sociopathic sadist. Your mom. (Zing! It's like Patrick Stewart. It never gets old.) Those are the primary components of jewelry shop...

Cleaver Ring

$175 from Etsy »

Raul Souza's cleaver ring is what you use to threaten children who can't keep their hands to themselves when time out, grounding, and public humiliation cease to have an effect. Of course the ol' finger-sized-butcher's-knife-and-fake-blood...

Metro Cuffs

Sold Out from Amazon »

Show off the mass transit lines and routes of the city where you live--or wish you lived--with these Metro Cuffs by Designhype. Chicago's L, New York's Subway, London's Tube, Paris' Metro, and Milan and Berlin's...whatever...