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Musch Musch Designs - Your Privates on a Pendant (NSFW)

Posted: December 27, 2019
Musch Musch Jewelry - Your Privates on a Pendant (NSFW)
$67 - $80
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And if you're not into your privates on a pendant, Musch Musch will also hand make (hand job?) photos of your very own penis, vagina, boobies, or butthole into a bracelet, a mug, or, for the ultimate dick pic, a 3D piece of wall art! Talk about a crotch shot jackpot!

Christmas might be over, my dudes and ladies, but Valentine's Day is just around the corner.

To jack off, er, I mean kick off your Musch Musch custom naughty bits transformation process, you'll need to capture some choice photos of the body part you want immortalized. Musch Musch typically needs just one photo of vagina, boobie, and butthole requests, and would like them taken directly from the front. Penises are more workable with a 270-degree view, so you'll snap one image from the front, and one from each side (to the delight of men who dig taking dick pics).

Most custom private part objects of desire take between 2 and 8 weeks to make. If you can't wait that long because the family reunion your in-laws are hosting is comin' up quick, Musch Musch also sells genital jewelry and gifts premade with model vaginas, penises, tits, and asses.

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