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Bracelet Flask

By: on January 31, 2016
  • Bracelet Flask
  • Bracelet Flask
  • Bracelet Flask
$25.25
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Fancy fashion designer Cynthia Rowley made a Flask Bracelet that sold for around $225. You can see it on the lady's wrist in image gallery above. But Braced has made a Bracelet Bangle Flask that's waaaay better than Rowley's, and waaaay more perfect for your lady. Because it's just as shiny and just as capable of turning her into a sneaky drunk, but it costs waaaay less than the designer's. That's right, take the $225, slash off the 5, and there you have your Happy Valentine's Day.

The Bracelet Bangle Flask holds 2-1/2 ounces of your favorite illicit beverage in its stainless steel ring. A spherical bauble at the top unscrews to grant access. The bracelet has an inner diameter of 2.4" and an outer diameter of 3.5". Wear a pair to up your style, diversify your booze selection, and make that dry wedding reception not such a waste of a Saturday night after all.

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