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Alice In Wonderland Ring

By: on November 02, 2011
  • Alice In Wonderland Ring
  • Alice In Wonderland Ring
  • Alice In Wonderland Ring
  • Alice In Wonderland Ring
  • Alice In Wonderland Ring
Discontinued

If you're going to have a trippy terrarium ring protruding 3 inches from your finger, it may as well be filled with characters from the most bizarre tale of an acid trip ever passed for children's literature. Too bad this didn't come out in 1985--Tom Petty would have gotten high and bought all of them. Alice and the White Rabbit are polymer clay moldings, and the adjustable ring is brass. For the record, neither of those compounds are edible. They cannot spontaneously animate when no one else is looking, regardless of what you thought you saw, and they will not protect you from oncoming traffic or tell you what to order at Taco Bell. Also, the dome is glass, so be careful not to break it. Or, break it on purpose and use it to cut a bitch when you're under attack.

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Cute Ass Animals Underwear

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TheTouch Real-Time Heartbeat Rings

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I'm all for loving your pet...and your pet's nose. But your pet's nose as a ring? Even if the sweet pup or kitty has moved on to taller trees and bigger litter boxes, I'm not sure wearing a sterling silver cast of their...

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Bill Gates recently said he thinks Control-Alt-Delete was a mistake, but I'll bet if he saw the Control-Alt-Delete Knuckle Duster Ring he'd reconsider. Sure, programming Windows' universal Abort! command as 3 keys instead...

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QALO, you win. Best line I've read all month: "After getting married we realized what a nuisance wearing our traditional wedding band was." I know, right? Suddenly women at after-work happy hour are turning down your...

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