My grandma used to like to call people she was pissed at turkeys, so this knit Turkey Hat holds a special place in the nostalgic part of my heart. If a lady wore this I wonder would it still be inappropriate to ask to touch her breast.
Made of textured acrylic knit and flashing a pair of juicy drumsticks on either side, the Turkey Hat is sure to render you the mac daddy of all your Thanksgiving costume balls. One size fits most. Which is to say anyone whose head isn't as big as a turkey.
If you don't want to wear a turkey hat on your head, how about unveiling a gilded turkey on your dinner table this holiday season?