Things that have withstood the test of time: Star Wars; synthetic hair; cunning women's ability to lure horny men by donning Princess Leia cinnamon buns. New to the mix is that these spirals o' power are useful too. Permanently glue or temporarily attach them to a pair of headphones, and create instant magnetic pull without having to turn off Beyonce and actually listen to your target's Jabba impression, or attempt to master the 1970s-era swagger of Harrison Ford. Available in blonde and ginger dyes.
Princess Leia Bun Headphone Covers
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A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...