Mr. Stegosaurus, what soft scales you have. The better to nuzzle you with, my dear. And Mr. Stegosaurus, what flappy spikes you have. The better not to impale you with, my dear. And Mr. Stegosaurus, what hipster-humanlike facial hair you have. Muahahaha! I am a hipster human! And I'm here to stuff you in a pair of skinny jeans and vintage fedora!
Lyndsay Senerchia of The Seam Designs hand crochets these warm and snazzy hoods for hipsters in hiding, proud geeks, or anyone who digs the dinos. She uses a medium-weight wool blend yarn, available in a host of colors for buyers to select for their own hood and spikes.