Headwear

Retro Fanny Pack Hats

$19.99 from Amazon »

Totally rad, dude, I just found the perfect fanny pack hat to wear to lunch at the Saved By the Max pop-up when I'm in LA next week. Neon pink with blue patterning that falls somewhere between tribal symbols and a Pac-Man...

Bose Frames Open-Ear Audio & AR Sunglasses

$199 - $228 from Amazon »

I thought for sure Bose Frames, the sound mack's new audio sunglasses, would be bone conduction shades, but nope. Bose has something else up their sleeve to shove down our canals: open-ear audio courtesy of miniaturized...

Alchemi Labs Heat-Reflective Sun Cap

$32 from Amazon »

Look closely at an Alchemi Labs Sun Cap and the heat-reflective "radiant barrier technology" covering its top and bill miiiight remind you of sequins. Which in turn might remind you of your 8-year-old's dance recital...

LED Steampunk Top Hat

$149.34 from Etsy »

Any dapper, steampunk-lovin' grooms-to-be out there looking to upstage their brides at the wedding? Oh come on, wearing an LED Steampunk Top Hat is great way to kick off your marriage! It even glows in your choice of...

Hairkules - Winter Hat That Protects Your Hairstyle

$55 - $63 from Kickstarter »

Preserve your Morninghead with a Harikules hat! The winter beanie has a rigid mesh insert that looks like a geodesic dome climber from the schoolyard, but acts like a Captain America shield against headwear fibers that...

Batman Sleep Mask

$12.99 from Amazon »

I am Batman! ... In my dreams. Which makes this Batman Sleep Mask an especially welcome addition to bedtime in the house of Dude. The Dark Knight logo is cut out as a 3D memory foam eye mask too, so its eye cavities will...

Animal Face Ski Masks

$34.99 from Beardo »

What do you get when you cross a lion and an orangutan with 2 dudes and a ski resort?...

Hands-Free LED Baseball Cap

$9.99 - $12.99 from Amazon »

Fitted with 5 LED lights on the center edge of their bill, these baseball caps add hands-free illumination and versatility to any number of activities indoors and out. ... Presuming with the indoors part you're not around...

SnowCinda LED Flashlight Beanie

$6.99 - $10.99 from Amazon »

Wear one of these LED flashlight beanies and no one will ever say you're not the brightest again! SnowCinda fits their unisex knit winter hats with 5 LED light bulbs they say can illuminate spreads and paths up to 30'...

Darth Vader LED Light-Up Beanie

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

Vader goes a little Vegas this winter, lighting up the night as an LED beanie. Don't worry, Dark Lord. ThinkGeek has made the effect subtle - cold white lights around your helmet's eyes and mouth grilles only. No flashy...

Light-Up Christmas Turkey Hat

$16.37 from Amazon »

Maybe I'll use this light-up turkey hat to start a new family tradition: The Holiday Dunce Cap. Placed on the head of anyone acting like a jerk, a grinch, a nag, or a party pooper during the festivities...

NoSweat Hat Liner & Cap Protection

$17.99 from Amazon »

NoSweat Hat Liners are thin, lightweight, absorbent pads that stick on to hats, caps, or helmets to soak up forehead sweat so it doesn't run into your eyes. The liners also help prevent headwear staining and odor buildup...

Clip-On Man Bun

$7.99 from Amazon »

Don't worry, man-bun-coveting dudes of the brunette persuasion. These clip-on man buns also come in darker colors. Lighter ones too, platinum blondies, plus 2 different sizes, though the smaller, 3" version is recommended...

You're Too Close Baseball Hat

Sold Out from Amazon »

Did a Redditor make this "You're too close" baseball hat, or did someone else just figure out they could make enough to retire selling them to Redditors? Because if there were one piece of headwear I'd guess at least...

KAVU Chillba Hat

$31.50 - $44.95 from Amazon »

A KAVU Chillba Hat, some KEEN UNEEK Sandals, and an unwavering commitment to bringing the whole team--even the kids who just stand around at midfield and barely break a sweat--orange slices for after their soccer games...

Leather Star Wars Hats

$149.99 - $594.99 from Etsy »

Swans have a reputation for both beauty and aggression, and I think The Blonde Swan nails both with her lavishly brash Star Wars-themed leather hats. All come out of Swan Elisabeth Martin's custom Victorian milliner's...

Safe Eyes Mesh No-Fog Safety Goggles

$24.89 from Amazon »

The dust is kicked up from here to next Tuesday! The fit's hitting the shan! Save yourself from unidentified flying objects! Safe Eyes Mesh Safety Goggles won't help when the figurative dust and fit, or alien-inhabited...

Stetson Carbon Fiber Fedora

Know when I could have used a carbon fiber fedora? Nope, that's not a question dripping in sarcasm whose answer is "Never." I really could have used a carbon fiber fedora last week when my girlfriend dragged me to some...

Blackout Bands - Sleep Mask Sunglasses

$18.92 from Amazon »

Three things: 1) Welcome to 2016; 2) I've got a little something for your hangover. Especially if you have to open your eyes today; and 3) Kellan Lutz isn't a vampire, but he does play one in the worst movies in the history...

Men's Dino Hood

$54 from Etsy »

Mr. Stegosaurus, what soft scales you have. The better to nuzzle you with, my dear. And Mr. Stegosaurus, what flappy spikes you have. The better not to impale you with, my dear. And Mr. Stegosaurus, what hipster-humanlike...

Carbon Fiber & Kevlar Motorcycle Helmet

Discontinued

Get Lost Helmets has just released this German-style dome protector woven from a blend of carbon fiber and Kevlar. Though not DOT-rated, they say it's pretty strong. As in, "It can be ran over with a truck, and not even...

Heroes Never Sleep Sleep Masks

Unless you're jacked up on the caffeine and dinoflagellates in Power Glow you may need some shuteye every now and then, but superheroes? Superheroes never sleep!* And now for a mere handful of US dollars, they are willing...

LightMode Bike Helmet EL Kits

$69 - $72 from LightMode »

We've seen simultaneous nods to motorcycle safety and TRON light cycles with bike wheel lights. LightMode kits propose something similar with bike helmet lights. More specifically, ropes of EL material riders DIY around...

DIY Cardboard Masks

$7.41 from Etsy »

If you've left costume planning for your Halloween, or Eyes Wide Shut, party to the 11th hour, Steve Wintercroft may have a downloadable solution for you. I say "may" because his nifty animal, skull, and humanoid masks...