What a surprise my nieces and nephews will get tonight when they sneak down to catch a glimpse of Santa, and instead see me prancing around the living room in my magical unicorn towel. Don't worry, kids, I bear gifts too. Rainbows and fairy dust and occasional guest appearances by She-Ra.
Hey, the listing very specifically states that the unicorn towel is for adults.
OK, I guess it also technically insinuates female adults. As in, "This Adult Unicorn will make any big girl happy!" No comment on that particular choice of words, but...I suppose I should wrap mine up and give it to my grandma tomorrow instead. Leave the prancing to, uh, Prancer.
The unicorn's rainbow mane is made of washable polar fleece, and the remainder of the towel is a traditional bathsheet measuring 69" x 36". For an additional $5 vendor Wendy Carter will personalize it. I'd name my unicorn moisture absorber "Swift Wind."