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Tame the Beast Nutt Butter Lotion

Posted: August 15, 2018
Tame the Beast Nutt Butter Lotion

Tame the Beast's Nutt Butter isn't for no spreadin' on sammiches! ... Unless you're making a MAN SAMMICH! Nutt Butter is a multipurpose lotion whose primary purpose is to spruce up your nuts. It's a salve for your sack, a beautifier for the forest of your balls, a super duper testi-tincture.

And if the beast in need of taming is the mess of hair or your chest and back, you can use Nutt Butter there too. Just don't double dip.

When applied, Nutt Butter will "provide an exhilarating eucalyptus tingle to your nethers." Like lady lotions, it also has anti-aging, anti-shriveling, anti-chafing, anti-dryness, and anti-sagging ingredients, none of which include artificial or allergenic chemicals.

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