Knuckle Duster Beard Comb
Could the knuckle duster beard comb become the new pinky ring? Intimidating, yet decorative, with the added bonus of serving a pragmatic purchase? Oh boy! I hope this power play comes to pass. I'd consider the finger ring-face tine combo a must-have accessory for all men, bearded or not. Like me. The best I can grow on my face is a reddish pedostache and 2 misshapen patches of chin pubes, but I'd still use a knuckle comb to sagely scratch my chin and make menacing gestures at children and birds that get too close to me.
Knuckle duster beard combs are 3D-printed weapon cum facial hair groomers purchasable in polished plastic ($31.75), matte/polished gold or bronze steel ($98.50 to $100), and raw stainless steel ($97).