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Braun Series 7 Electric Foil Shaver

By: on March 02, 2016
$169.41
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In one sense, yeah, this is just a Braun electric razor. It's not brand new and it won't shave your beard into a Maine Coon cat topiary. But for being on the pricier side of men's grooming devices, the Series 7 Electric Foil Shaver has enjoyed mad sales and over 5,000 mad positive reviews for its power and toughness, even on coarse hair and over difficult to clip areas.

See, sometimes I show you guys high-tech crap. Sometimes brand new crap. Sometimes cool crap. Sometimes crap crap. The Series 7 razor is just crap I think you might actually could use.

Braun calls its Series 7 "the world's only intelligent Sonic technology," meaning that the razor automatically jacks up its power in difficult areas. It adapts to beard density at a rate of up to 10,000 micro vibrations per minute. It claims to do so gently and more efficiently than rotary shavers too, requiring fewer strokes and less pressure, and using flexible blades and a fully pivoting head to contour to facial curves.

As a point of reference for toughness, a lady on Amazon asked, "Can a woman use it on her legs?" A Series 7 user responded, "Positively. A woman could even shave her Schnauzer, if she were mindful of the dangly bits."

I wonder if by "Schnauzer" he means the lady's dog, the lady's lady parts, or the lady's husband's man parts.

Using the Series 7, you should be able to get shaves as close as 0.05mm--as thin as half a human hair. The razor also comes with a Clean & Charge station.

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EEEARS Reusable Ear Cleaner

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Bushbalm Pubic Hair Oils

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Bushbalm is for us men who have spent one too many joyless nights this holiday season sitting around "just talking" and listening to Christmas music with our wives, girlfriends, and online dates, only to realize that...

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Chucky Bath Bomb

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Brazilian Back Male Hair Removal System

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Men, removing unwanted back hair is now as easy as putting on a coat! And if you don't believe me, just ask Wilmer Valderrama, who appears to be as big of a Brazilian Back male hair eradicating system fan as he does to...

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$79.99 from Amazon »

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Zafirro - World's Sharpest Razor

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I'm only telling you about a $199 razor because it used to cost $100,000. So they say. And also because they, the creators of Zafirro, also say their razor's sapphire blade make it the World's Sharpest, and longest lasting....

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baKBlade DIY Back Hair Shaver

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baKBlade calls this extra-large razor the Big Mouth because its accompanying app is programmed to ridicule your bushy shoulders and thatches of back hair as soon as you let that wiry jungle get out of control....