Big Ass Bricks of Soap
Duke Cannon would like you to know two things about his Big Ass Bricks of Soap. One, they are 3 times bigger than "feminine soaps." In other words, if you're not using a Big Ass Brick of "Smells Like Accomplishment" or "Smells Like Naval Supremacy" in the shower, you're using girl soap. Two, Duke Cannon's soap is "not for clowns." The literal and figurative kind. Sorry Krusty. Sorry Homer.
According to Duke Cannon's mouthpiece (or maybe Duke Cannon speaking in the third person), "Duke Cannon doesn't spend all day typing emails on a laptop. And he damn well sure has never gotten a manicure." He builds V8 engines, 2-story decks, and large hunks of rough-cut soap modeled after the dirt-scrubbing, grit-scraping bars sent out to GIs during the Vietnam War. If you're in Duke's league, oily and sludged up from Man work--or maybe from going to town on an 8-pound bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows--you might like a Big Ass Brick of Soap too.
Bricks weigh 10 ounces and are made with steel cut grains to make it slightly less likely you'll drop it on your foot and break a toe in the shower. In addition to the aforementioned scents of Accomplishment and Naval Supremacy, Duke Cannon also makes soaps that smell like Victory and Productivity.
Big Ass Bricks of Soap are a top Dude Gift for a Man pick.