Asswipes Flushable Hygiene Wipes
Asswipes look like some real sophisticated wet naps. They must be flushable wipes from the French. Probably pronounced Ass-wee-pays.
Aw, nope. It says Asswipes are "brought to you by the same trusted creator of the popular Fresh Balls line of products," and I know the French wouldn't name anything of theirs Fresh Balls. No, Asswipes are spun right here in the USA, from microcloth their makers say is up to 8 times stronger than other moist towelettes for your butt.
Asswipes are also infused with chamomile, cucumber, aloe, and vitamin E to keep your cheeks and crack as clean and smooth as their bio-degradable composition will keep your toilet's plumbing. They come in pouches of 45, with each flushable wipes measuring 7-1/4" square, or large enough to tackle those chili cheese nachos you had last night for dessert.