Whiskey River Sarcastic Soaps
- Duck Money Soap - Each Bar Contains a Real US Bill - Up to $50 - $12.59
- 6 Piece Chicken Nugget Novelty Soap - $6.99
- tay Away From Assholes Luxury Soap - $6.00
- Washboard Abs Sexxy Soap - $10.61
- Hand Soap - $11.61
Whiskey River Soaps are like modern-day Shakespearean comedies. Insightful in reading people. Precise in their social commentary. Charming and funny. And, to complement our 21st century needs, not tl;dr, and serving more than just one purpose. The sarcastic soaps provide comic relief, they smell good, they get you clean, and you could probably find one in the line to give as a pretty damn good gift for anyone on your list.
The kids at Whiskey River Soap Co. aren't just about the funny labels. They also make all of their soaps by hand (no two bars are identical) in the USA. Choose from dozens of bars in colors and patterns almost as eye-catching as their descriptions. Almost. The names and descriptions are still the real winners:
- Soap for Awkward Moments. Smells like your entire life. Increases instances of missed high-fives and blind dates with your dad.
- Soap for Crazy Exes. Smells like you have a type. It's all fun and games until someone's getting fitted for a glass eye.
- Soap for Dad Boobs. Smells like cookies and cable sports. Hey, it's not your fault if chicks are into it.
Whiskey River Soap. Co. uses the same sharp tongue to make bath bombs, candles, and journals.