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Scratch My Wood Custom Scratch-Off Cards

By: on February 25, 2017

Scratch my wood. Not a request I make often. Even of my girlfriend. And especially not of my friend Cornelius. But since the wood to be scratched in this case will come out of an envelope rather than my pants, I'm going to go ahead and say it to everyone I know: Scratch My Wood.

Scratch My Wood handcrafts "mystery scratchers" and mails them as greeting cards printed with your custom message to your desired recipient. Slices of thin, sanded wood in oval, rectangular, round, or square shapes serve as the base of each card, and a non-toxic, silver scratch-off paint coats the top of them. In between you have 180 characters to tell someone you love, hate, or want to prank whatever you like, in your choice of 11 different ink colors.

You'll have the option of signing your name into the 180-character max, or leaving that information out and sending the card anonymously. Scratch My Wood won't reveal its senders, and the box their cards arrive in include no information but their own return address. Definitely gonna go that route with my Aunt Jan

Dear Aunt Jan, You're a big ol' bi*ch. From, ??? Hahaha, she'll go nuts trying to figure out who--oh wait. I'm her only nephew. Hmmm. I'll have to rethink that one.