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Mustache Hangers

By: on September 05, 2013
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Although mustaches have largely run their trendy and ironic course, I bet there are people out there who still, always have, and always will genuinely adore them. And while I'd normally never be one to advocate keeping that mustache love in the closet, here is a set of mustache hangers that you can love, but kind of need to keep in the closet. Or you could drape ladies' underwear across the 4-pack's handlebar ends and put them on display as artistic interpretations of mustache rides.

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