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Weed the Marijuana Leaf Mask

By: on October 25, 2015
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Stoner culture meets stoner agriculture. Weed the Marijuana Leaf is a mask for Halloween, a mask for legalization rallies, and most of all, a mask to cover up your face when you're super high and need to hide it for, like, a work dinner or meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first ime. Note: This Weed is not made from real cannabis leaves. It's probably latex, or some chemical blend that's exponentially worse for you than pot, yet somehow completely legal. Sadly, the blunt in its mouth is made from the same rubbery lab goo. Getting lit and trying to smoke it is not recommended.

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