The formerly headless Eddard Stark (spolier alert... oops) returns as a Westeros weatherman and he has some bad news. Winter... is coming. If you're in Winterfell, take the necessary precautions. Oh, also, dragons, wights, giants and a bunch of "Other" shit is coming.
This is the perfect compliment to the Damn It Feels Good To Be A Lannister T-Shirt.