Smart skirt is right. This glorious parade of LED underlighting has smartness coming out of its a-...yeah, you know. Literally. The Bluetooth-controlled strip of lights lining the inside of the skirt pairs with an Android app so ladies can dictate the colors and patterns that will illuminate their thighs. Check one for smart. SexyCyborg, the skirt's creator, conceived, designed, and hand-built all major components of the skirt herself. This includes making CAD drawings for the Bluetooth LED controller enclosure, 3D-printing and assembling the enclosure, and sewing the lights into the skirt with clear thread so the Wizard's tricks are invisible from the outside. She mounts the controller on her belt. Check two for smart. Then there's the pure, raw idea that ladies in short skirts should be illuminated from below such that their butt and thighs are fully visible and terrifically accented even in dark places. Check three for S-M-A-R-T.
SexyCyborg gives a complete rundown of her inspirations for the skirt and a step-by-step process of how she created it for fellow exhibitionists who want to try their hand (and thigh gap) at version 2.0. Lots of photos and a detailed narrative are included. Because this LED skirt, its maker, and its sheer existence are so damn smart.
Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.