Uncle Sam Swimsuit
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Uncle Sam has always had kind of a negative connotation to me. Until now. I guess he just needed the right context. Strategic placement on a nice Polyester/nylon/Lycra medium.
Another in a long line of quirky, nerdy, yet surprisingly sexy swimsuits from Black Milk Clothing, the Uncle Sam incarnation would like to wish each and every one of you a safe and happy 4th of July. Filled with friends, booze, BBQs, girls in hot bathing suits splashing around in cool bodies of water, and a few hours of respite from bitching about American government and its metaphorical Uncle overlord. Today of all days, let us be reminded that no country is perfect, and those of us who call America home are pretty lucky SOBs.
Who will feel even luckier once Team USA starts raking in the gold at the Summer 2012 Olympics.
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