I like the onesie, but if I have to make that bro face while wearing it, I'm out, Sam Adams. Also not really down with the full-frontal-zip look. Not only because of the whole suffocation thing, but also because it makes the suit look like some perverse patriotic take on a KKK robe. Not cool.
On another note, Happy 4th of July! Celebrate the USA today with some beers, some RWB-iced cupcakes, some fire, and some pajamas stamped with the American flag. Shinesty's Samuel Adams Patriot Onesie comes in sizes S through XL, and zips open/shut at both the bottom and the top to facilitate covering your face while flashing your wiener.