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Princess Leia Slave Tank Top

By: on June 16, 2014
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Get in the spirit of summer festivals and San Diego Comic-Con without spending a fortune. Or dropping trou. Here the iconic Princess Leia slave costume gets a more modest tank top treatment. Flesh-colored torso, bikini-clad bosom, and a hint of the with gold-plated briefs with red draping. They even painted on a belly button. And a curvy waistline in case any tank takers are lacking in that department.

The enslaved Princess Leia tank top is a fitted, soft cotton-spandex blend. It has printing only on the front, and in this case, the flesh-colored color is off-white. Juniors' sizes S through XL are available. Those who do not fit into Juniors' sizes S through XL might look into the Jabba the Hutt tank top, whose sizes start at XL.

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