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Mogwai Swimsuit

By: on October 28, 2013
Mogwai Swimsuit

Gizmo on a swimsuit? What fool thought that was a good idea? It's the one article of clothing whose expressed purpose in life is to bask in the sunlight and get wet. Mogwais can't be exposed to bright light. And MOGWAIS CAN'T GET WET! I think anyone who buys this suit is tempting fate. At the very least they should be forced to sign an agreement promising not to go hot tubbing after midnight if there's any chance someone's going to get the munchies afterwards. The last thing we need in these troubled times is a bunch of gremlins bred from Hot Pockets and Bagel Bites to contend with.

Though on that note, one thing that would make the Mogwai swimsuit really badass is if cuddly, pouty-faced Gizmo turned into a snarling, razor-toothed gremlin shortly after the lady wearing him entered the water. Yeah, Black Milk Clothing, I know. It's genius. You can call me Rand Peltzer. I make fantastic ideas for a fantastic world. I make the illogical logical.