I bet this is the only bathrobe on Amazon--no, on the planet!--that has 121 customer reviews! 121 reviews! 159 if you count its second listing here. 159 reviews*! Of a bathrobe. I know it's a Jedi bathrobe and it has a Star Wars aura enveloping it, but...wait...or maybe it doesn't. Maybe the robe lacks the aura, and that's what all the reviews are about. "0 stars! No aura!"
I don't know, I didn't read them.
My point is, Force radiation aside, let's just say it's a normal bathrobe in basic construction and function. Which it probably is. So what the Yoda's unknown origins is there to say about it? You take a shower, you put it on, you mug in the mirror for 20 minutes pretending you're a Jedi, end of story. Except for the mirror part, it's not even that great of a story. Yet over 150 aspiring Jedis felt the need to tell it. Jedi Order, your legacy and rabid cult following will never die.
*At printing. It might be a million by the time you see this.