Glow-in-the-Dark Batman Underwear Set
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- Wonder Woman Booty Shorts - $17.15
- Batman Monokini - $47.95
- Superhero String Bikinis - $46.04
- Batman All-View Hoodie - $37.05
- Batman Logo Seatbelt Belt - $24.03
Being a fan of the Dark Knight isn't necessary for giving two enthusiastic thumbs up and a shit-eating grin to this Batsuit. Ladies wearing a glow-in-the-dark Batman camisole and lace-up underwear set might even turn Robin's head. The garments fight evil and protect (or deflower) the innocent with 5% spandex, 95% cotton, and, since I'm both a walking cliché and a drooling horndog, 110% hot buttered hotness. Bat symbols strategically placed on the breastal and crotchal regions glow when the lights turn out, almost as if alighting lost and periled hands' path to the body parts that will save them.
Now I know ye who don the yellow ribboned panties and the tank with the dainty bow in the back possess superhero powers whether wearing lingerie or not. But men are visual creatures, ladies, and a sexy reminder of this truth is always helpful. Please?
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