Galaxy Purple Leggings
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Otherworldly neon suction cups for the legs! Artist James Lillis took a NASA photo of an actual galaxy, and transposed it onto tongue-waggingly tight leggings in purples and blues so riveting anyone who gazes upon them will either fall into an instant trance, or experience the early warning signs of a grand mal seizure. Ladies attending Comic-Con, going all out for an 80s party, or giving Stephen Hawking his nightly lap dance are certain to score big points in these ocular carnivals. Leggings are made of a polyester/elastane blend, and though they come in sizes XS through L, they are really suitable for just about anyone with less than 8% body fat.
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The Big Bang Pistol Set
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