Etch A Sketch Skirt

Smart skirt is right. This glorious parade of LED underlighting has smartness coming out of its a-...yeah, you know. Literally. The Bluetooth-controlled strip of lights lining the inside of the skirt pairs with an Android...

Stripes or solids: what kind of panties make you want to make it rain? Aside from my girlfriend and my mama, I wonder how many ladies would slap me if I walked around town with a plaid upskirt shot printed on my umbrella....

An unmistakable flamingo pink box harboring the promise of virtual teenage sex pulsated amidst the circa-1987 Target shelves overrun with copies of Oregon Trail and Think Quick. Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge...

Finally. A way to combine your one true love and the girl you're currently boning. This handmade, handcrafted dress will surely lead to a handjob if you're smart enough to buy one for your girl....

Did anyone who left the theater after seeing Jaws for the first time not exit with a newly-acquired fear of sharks, and a newly-acquired need of a new pair of pants? I'm pretty sure Spielberg's decision to make a movie...

For $500, Answer: Like the Harold and Kumar series, these overdone fads have yet to run their course. Question: What are kitschy 80s throwbacks? If you're 40 and you get this Atari for Christmas, score. Hope 128 bytes...

80's nostalgia pampers your pad in 8-bits of pixel perfection. Times were simpler. Games were simpler. Move left, move right, shield, fire. Why did we spend so much time playing this game? It was all we knew...and loved....

Interestingly, the Etch A Sketch Belt Buckle is designed for belt installation such that others, not the wearer, are best positioned to make use of its fully functional knobs and x- and y-axis action. Hmmm, I'm picking...

Eighties nostalgia at its finest. These pixel print generated playing cards pay special homage to the 1978 released and enduring classic game Space Invaders. I still start to sweat a little when I think of those invaders...