To my friend Cornelius, who failed to grow up to be an astronaut, awww, better luck next life dude. Cheer up, though. Thanks to the marvels of modern consumerism and mass production, you can have an authentic-looking MA-1 flight jacket bedecked with NASA Apollo space mission patches as consolation. And for use in make-believe sessions that end with you piloting us into space in Saturn V instead of driving us to GameWorks in your Toyota Camry.
Apollo MA-1 Flight Jacket
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