Anatomical Swimsuit
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- Muscle Man Chest Plate - $12.60
- Skeleton Bone Dress - $17.25
- Sexy Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Bodysuit - $25.87
- Sheet Skeleton Print Stockings - $12.56
- Skeletal Socks - $14.95
It's what's on the inside that counts. Particularly when the inside is maybe even hotter than the outside. Black Milk Clothing follows up their freakishly alluring Anatomical Leggings with this similarly traffic-stopping Anatomical Swimsuit. Gluteal muscle tissues and tendons make an encore appearance in the one-piece, and upper body coverage cha-chings things up a little more with the addition of a gnarly spinal cord, abdominal 6-pack, and, er, boobs.
Ladies, this Halloween, skip the Sexy Nurse, Sexy Policewoman, and Sexy Devil costumes. Sexy Flayed Flesh Victim is where it's at.
The Anatomical Swimsuit is made from 82% Polyester and 18% Lycra, and comes in sizes XS to L.
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