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Native Pumpkin Spice Latte Deodorant

By: on August 30, 2017
$12
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Pumpkin Spice Latte season is upon us, and Native natural deodorant has one question: do your armpits need some PSL TLC?

Heeeellllll no?

How about your wife's? Your girlfriend's? Your mama's? Maybe burly men like you and me don't want the sweat and stench of a heavy lifting session or 6-hour job interview to smell like a piece of pie dunked in coffee*, but give a stick of Native's new Pumpkin Spice Latte deodorant as a gift to a woman, and you might just become her Golden Boy of Autumn.

For those who aren't familiar, Native the brand has crashed the deodorant scene as an all-natural, all-day, all-powerful stick of personal hygiene. Applied in a thin film over clean, dry armpits, Native says it will neutralize odors and absorb moisture and bacteria all day long. Without using potentially harmful additives, such as aluminum and parabens.

Native deodorant is made of recognizable ingredients, including baking soda, arrowroot powder, shea butter, beeswax, coconut and jojoba oils, and even probiotics. Like the kind you eat in yogurt. I don't know what the company adds to their Pumpkin Spice Latte sticks to make them smell like everyone's favorite squash pureed with some cinnamon, allspice, dark roast, and a truckload of sugar, but I'm guessing they fall into the Made By Nature category too.

Native's Pumpkin Spice Latte deodorant starts shipping on September 5, 2017.

*Or...maybe we do....

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