Flexi Freeze Ice Vest

Of all the pieces of Bob Ross merch out there, Bob Ross Bandages are one of the few that actually make sense. They're right up there with the Bob Ross Chia Pet because, as the boo-boo covers state with pride: in injuries...

That artwork is hot! The look of it is OK too. Invroheat makes infrared space heaters that double as decorative wall hangings, and decorative wall hangings that double as space heaters...

Granted, when it's hotter than a dragon's undercarriage out and I'm tasked with sleeping through the night, I don't really care if the air-circulating device that makes that possible looks like Jabba the Hutt's butt crack...

Need an icebreaker that pops! for your next party? Forget lines like "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" and "You have the nicest teeth I bet I'll ever come across," and go with the ICEBREAKER POP pull...

Dudes, this is gonna hurt. My collection of stuff that makes it worse before making it better includes a fat wad of items that are going to cause you some physical pain and discomfort while you're using them. But. They'll...

Let it snow, let it snow, let it...create major roof water damage and possibly get so heavy it slides off avalanche-style and takes out my Aunt Jan. RHS Valley Heater roof snow and ice elimination systems emanate 40 watts...

Make that "Geizeer Super Cheap and Eco-Friendly Ice Cube Air Conditioner." (And it's actually pronounced "Guy-zer," not "Gee-zer," even though in my head it will always be the latter.) At an operational cost of less than...

Clear ice, full hearts, can't lose. Ah, how I miss Friday Night Lights. Why did you leave us, Coach Taylor, why? Guess I'll just drown my sorrows in a nice glass of cognac on the Epare Clear Ice System-generated rocks...

For once, seeing red can take you to a happy place. The Beurer Infrared Heat Lamp provides Red Light Therapy you can direct towards various angry body parts to ease colds, muscle tension and soreness, and aches and pains...

A collection of bulletproof clothing shouldn't just protect you from harm, it should protect you from looking like a fashion disaster. Why should body armor stop at bland and functional if we have the creativity to make...

BUNDL up for the winter, especially if your winter plans include camping in the bitter cold. Or just spending the night outside in a sleeping bag because your wife locked you out for pulling the Toilet Goblin prank again...