Leather Octopus Backpacks
- Aluminum Octopus Side Table - $825.00
- ALAZA Blue Marine Kraken Backpack - $26.99
- Plush Octopus - $13.86
- Decorative Cast Iron Octopus 5-Arm Wall Hook - $15.50
- Seattle Kraken Unisex School Bag - $40.50
Coming soon, hockey fans, to the Seattle Kraken's merch line.... These handmade octopus backpacks from Krukru Studio are all molded and sewn from pure leather into their cephalopod shapes. The shop notes, "It wasn't easy to create patterns for this model...but we still wished to have it in our collection."
The octo-packs' charm and whimsy are highlighted by their 8 dangling legs, punched with rivets to simulate the mollusk's suckers, a pair of contrasting-color eyes, and a floppy zippered head that serves as the bag's main storage compartment. Octopus backpacks come in blue, red, yellow, orange, pink, and black.
/jellyfish-cocktail-glasses-47462.jpg?mode=crop "Jellyfish Cocktail Glasses")
Jellyfish Cocktail Glasses
Never thought I'd want to plaster a jellyfish to my face before. But fill one of these Jellyfish Cocktail Glasses with a Gin Martini or a Sidecar, and I'll let its tentacles crawl over me all night...
/octopus-tentacle-martini-glass-47616.jpg?mode=crop "Octopus Tentacle Martini Glass")
Octopus Tentacle Martini Glass
Here's another Octopussy that might catch the eye of Bond, James Bond. Especially if the tentacled martini glass were filled with a Vesper. Shaken, not stirred...
/9-tall-inflatable-squid-46129.jpg?mode=crop "9' Tall Inflatable Squid Halloween Costume")
9' Tall Inflatable Squid Halloween Costume
Looks...squid-shy. A 9' tall inflatable squid Halloween costume is going to make a lot of things about life difficult while you're wearing it. Dancing. Sitting down. Walking through doorways. Dude. Peeing or pooing. Better...
/The-Animal-Chair-Collection-333.jpg?mode=crop "The Animal Chair Collection")
The Animal Chair Collection
The Animal Chair collection constitutes a diverse range of species, from mammals to reptiles, and even including insects. Each creation retains the animal's natural vitality whilst being totally biological accurate in...
Kraken Flasks
Rejoice ye liquor-sipping non-smokers who thought the Octopus Pipes we featured last month would be cool, if only you inhaled. Kraken Flasks are here to evoke equal reverence from those who enjoy a fine swig of Scotch...
Octopus Kite
I don't think the giant 3D Octopus Kite that's for sale is quite the same as the giant 3D Octopus Kite flying in the above video. But maybe your kids won't notice that when, after showing them the graceful cephalopod...
/pearl-diver-octopus-water-31933.jpg?mode=crop "Pearl Diver Octopus Water Fountain")
Pearl Diver Octopus Water Fountain
Yarr! I got me a wicked tharrst! Unleash the Kraken...water fountain. Sean M. Monaghan designed this octopus fountain, called Pearl Diver, for SPLASH! restaurant in the Santa Cruz Municipal Wharf. The double drinker is...
Octopus Pipe
Usually when some smug schmuck tells me to put that in my pipe and smoke it I must restrain myself from punching them in the face. But I think part of the reason such restraint is necessary is that I don't often enough...
Octopus Couch
Really this couch is called the Aster Papposus Sofa, but who knows what the hell an aster papposus is? I can't even pronounce those words together, and have just resorted to reading them as Snuffleupagus. To whom the...
Iyashi Octopus Sucker Massager
Hmmm, what do you think, is that picture Photoshopped? And if it isn't would you consider having a pinky-sized chunk of your cheek Stretch Armstrong-ed a foot away from your face: 1) relaxing; and 2) $81 well spent?...
/steampunk-octopus-door-handles-27728.jpg "Steampunk Octopus Door Handles")
Steampunk Octopus Door Handles
If Tolkien went steampunk, these giant octopus door handles would make the perfect substitute for a wizard wielding a sword and staff. Kraken says, You shall not pass!...
Tentacled Shower Head
It's like...Kraken meets...car wash. Though Vado's adjustable shower head sculpture is missing the 2 arms that would elevate it to true octo status, 5 minutes behind the curtain flipping and pointing this spraying beast...