Henty Wingman Suit Commuter Bag
/henty-wingman-suit-commuter-7284.jpg "Henty Wingman Suit Commuter Bag")
- Crank Brothers Multi Bicycle Tool (19-Function) - $26.39
- Hideous Bob Marley Messenger Backpack - $79.99
- Osprey Momentum 34-Litre Commuter Pack - $149.00
- Micro Luggage - $199.99
- 25L Waterproof Backpack - $59.95
This Goose protects suits from wrinkles and creases, totes tablets, and staves off the rain. Provided you don't fall off your bike or back into something while walking and kill him too. The Henty Wingman, a heavy-duty tarpaulin gym/utility bag was designed to transport buisnes suits and other office attire with camel-style ease. Loaded long and flat, and then rolled to portable compaction, the satchel's semi-rigid vertical ribs maintain a consistent diameter in tube form to keep garments looking tidy and clean-pressed, even if the person wearing them presents more as the poster child for ridden hard and put away wet due to a soggy commute and sudsy Wednesday evening in a bar that mystically filled with jolly Irish peoples when the clock struck 9.
Additional Henty Wingman features include:
- A large external pocket for keys, documents/folders & accessories.
- Tablet computer pouch.
- Padded adjustable shoulder strap.
- Removable, high visibility waterproof rain jacket with taped seams.
- Optional belt (doubles as gym bag shoulder strap) to be worn with waterproof rain jacket.
- Stabilization strap for cycling or walking.
- Reflective piping for flare attention at night.
- Webbing loop for bicycle light.
- Foldable hook coat hanger.
- Quick release buckle.
Henty, you can be my wingman any time.
Bullshit, Dude! You can be mine.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
/defender-anti-theft-backpack-8854.jpg?mode=crop "Defender Anti-Theft Backpack")
Defender Anti-Theft Backpack
Due to my hulking presence and penetrating stare, people usually know better than to try and steal...or touch...or come within 10 feet of my stuff. But I'll grant that theft, and pickpocketing in particular, is a worldwide...
Batman Backpack
I guess since the Dark Knight Rises motorcycle suit pretty much congeals itself to the body of whomever puts it on with nary a pocket to spare, UD Replicas figured they better come out with some sort of supplemental storage...
/urban-tool-shoulder-holsters-16637.jpg "Urban Tool Shoulder Holsters")
Urban Tool Shoulder Holsters
They lie somewhere between backpacks, messenger bags, and places to store your gun. They're Urban Tool Shoulder Holsters. And they may be eye-rollingly hipster, but hey, at least they also provide a compact means of stashing...
Cocoon Go Go Gadget Pack
Geez, here's a backpack that has as many fancy names associated with it as it does fancy pockets for holding gadgets. Organization brand Cocoon (that's #1) has released its SLIM (#2) tech backpack with MacBook Pro (#3)...
/black-ember-modular-backpacks-16645.jpg "Black Ember Modular Backpacks")
Black Ember Modular Backpacks
If James Bond needed a backpack to tote his textbooks and laptop to physics class, I bet a Black Ember is what he'd choose. Modular, waterproof, and very, very black, these bags are customizable with an array of accessories...
G-RO Carry-on: The One Bag
While the greedy, unchecked executives of the airline industry continue to make flying more difficult, expensive, and miserable for their own profits, private companies like Ostrich and G-RO are developing ways to make...
Dakine BC Utility Vest
I was recently at a bar for happy hour and it was jam packed with 1) Amazon employees and 2) Amazon employees' backpacks. I felt like I was at Adult Latch Key. They got let out of work but their mamas couldn't pick them...
Ghostbusters Proton Backpack Replica
It's Friday the 13th. Do you feel the eeriness? The rumblings of misfortune and chaos? Look outside. Is there something strange in your neighborhood? Anything weird that don't look good? Well forget about the phone. There's...
/recycled-fire-hose-wallets-15192.jpg?mode=crop "Recycled Fire Hose Wallets & Cases")
Recycled Fire Hose Wallets & Cases
As a firefighter who regularly depends on the material's ruggedness and durability, Jake Starr has always known that canvas fire hose can stand up to extreme temperatures, water pressures, and beatings. So he figured...
/runnur-hands-free-carry-all-12844.jpg?mode=crop "Runnur Hands Free Carry-All")
Runnur Hands Free Carry-All
The Hands Free Carry-All. It's like Chewbacca's bandolier meets Alan's satchel...but neither as sweet as the former nor as wholly emasculating as the latter. Runnur's shoulder-slung essentials tote somehow neutralizes...
/minimeis-g4-shoulder-carrier-60635.jpg?mode=crop "MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier")
MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier
I've often wondered how parents carry kids on their shoulders without the kids jerking backwards or toppling sideways and falling off. And what the MiniMeis G4 Shoulder Carrier indicates to me is: sometimes the kids do...
/black-dragon-backpack-60237.jpg?mode=crop "Black Dragon Backpack")
Black Dragon Backpack
Looks like Puff the Magic Dragon puffed himself to make this Black Dragon Backpack. Oh wait, nevermind. It says the bag is made from "eco leather," not real dragon skin, so Puff is probably fine...