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Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie/henty-wingman-suit-commuter-7284.jpg "Henty Wingman Suit Commuter Bag")
This Goose protects suits from wrinkles and creases, totes tablets, and staves off the rain. Provided you don't fall off your bike or back into something while walking and kill him too. The Henty Wingman, a heavy-duty tarpaulin...
/washing-machine-suitcase-5825.jpg "Washing Machine Suitcase")
At first I thought this was an actual washing machine/suitcase combo. Like for moms to tote around and use to instantly remove the spit-up and dirt and, in my case, Bloody Marys, from their kids' perpetually soiled clothes....
/cartoon-bags-4795.jpg "Cartoon Bags")
Nope, they're not drawings, they're not Photoshopped, and they don't exist only in the realms of Cool World and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Cartoon Bags, by JumpFromPaper's dynamically creative, Taipei-based designers Chay Su and Rika Lin, are actual, touchable, usable carriers in a host of funky facades and bright colors. Available in messenger bag, handbag, travel carry-on, and iPad/tablet case...
/grenade-coin-pouch-6091.jpg "Grenade Coin Pouch")
I knew with a little help from the Internet it wouldn't take long to find an answer to my question of what am I going to do with all of the grenades I stockpiled in anticipation of the end of the world that did not happen....
/vintage-style-medic-messenger-5048.jpg "Vintage Style Medic Messenger Bag")
These messenger bags are really getting out of hand. Do guys really have that much crap to carry around? I guess if you're a guy who has to carry around his sketch pad or idea book and an apple or some shit all day, this will...
/zombie-survival-kit-messenger-4755.jpg "Zombie Survival Kit Messenger Bag")
While I'll probably just use my Zombie Survival Kit Messenger Bag to carry, like, books and Funyuns, I'm hoping that when the actual Zombie Apocalypse hits, nests of walking dead that are considering chasing me down to eat my brain will notice the words on my bag, mistake me for someone who knows what the WTF is up, and go hunt someone they perceive as an easier target instead. Like the little...
/basketball-backpack-4266.jpg "Basketball Backpack")
Much to the agony of the kids who have to go back and the ecstasy of the parents who get to send them, it's time to start thinking about school. Painful for young'uns in every way, less their opportunity to rake in a bunch...
