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The Key Safe

By: on March 13, 2016
$24.99
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A Key Safe for your bills. Your geocaching adventures. Your pills (vitamins!) and paper tabs...of things. This stainless steel, water-tight cylinder is a handy EDC companion sized to hold an emergency stash of cash--or other little helpers--and clip unobtrusively to your keychain.

Sand-blasted, sturdy and completely waterproof, the Key Safe will protect your small valuables from both prying eyes and unfortunate events ranging from drops to downpours. Its rugged design makes the Key Safe a viable geocache too.

Interior Key Safe dimensions are 1.84" tall x 0.475" in diameter; exterior dimensions are 2.25" tall x 0.625" in diameter.

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