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Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet

By: on March 08, 2012
  • Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet
  • Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet
  • Kid Holding Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet
  • Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet
  • Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet
$15.55
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This nifty Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet with photo-real fabric looks so authentic petty thieves and street urchins will never suspect it's housing your cash and credit cards. On the flip side, beware of fat kids. Each sandwich half contains a zippered pouch that opens at its Wonder Bread crust, and a magnetic closure that adheres the PB schmear to the J coating. Unlatch the magnets to reveal a buff and blazing purple panorama of faux fat and sugar that will go straight to your ass only when nestled in your back pocket. Pouch measures 4.5" x 5".

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