Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet

This nifty Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet with photo-real fabric looks so authentic petty thieves and street urchins will never suspect it's housing your cash and credit cards. On the flip side, beware of fat kids. Each sandwich half contains a zippered pouch that opens at its Wonder Bread crust, and a magnetic closure that adheres the PB schmear to the J coating. Unlatch the magnets to reveal a buff and blazing purple panorama of faux fat and sugar that will go straight to your ass only when nestled in your back pocket. Pouch measures 4.5" x 5".

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